Astral Slaughter

OOC. im not even the one killing the thread this time XD
yaaaay

The thread is dead, we are alive.

"The thread is dead, we are alive" - Himfea Gaur, 2015

Lets analize this for a moment. I believe, the man behind these momentous words wished to express that while man's creations fall apart around him time and again, man himself always keeps standing among the ruins, undefeated. This is why i believe, that he was one of our age's greatest thinkers. As such, the starting bid for the copyright of the quote is 10 million dollars.... Did i hear 11 mil somewhere?

69 million

I felt so cool thanks

I can manufacture more shit like this, as long as you guys realise them, I'm a creative person.

Heheheheee..Oh waitl...Your serious

well.... erm.... thread. stop dying

back on topic lads if you please

Foreshadowing

IC: From the deepest darkest parts of the forest I grow

From the deepest darkest parts of the forest I hunger

Non shall stop me

For I am legion

Neat continuation for the lyrics.

Tyranids called it 2014

*looks at the soldier who is crapping himself* "kid, who's in charge here? I have a report to make to someone high up... A bloody long one"

Worse than tyranids boy

You have barley scarped the surface of murder

.... we are legion........... THE NECRONS!!! please let it be so!

Even

Worse

The fungus that covers an entire forest region somewhere in north america that i cant remember?

hmmmmm.... the tau?

For the greater goo!

All shall be sticky and wet!

What, the fungus that spores into insects heads and turns them into zombies?

No but that does give me a idea

frickin, guys, get RP'ing so we find out kittens nonsense

Ooc: *returns*

Ic: "you won't like what I'm gonna tell you"
*explains the whole mad governor and appointed horse general.

"I've had worse... a lot worse... right so you haven't told me why he's got you out here"

*he slides the sniper rifle off his shoulder and turns stone faced* "Chaos?... oh i hope it is"

Try to touch your palm as furthest as you can with your ring finger, without Any help (don't use your other hand) the space between the point you touched and the tip of your ring finger is equal to the lenght of your dick.

13 inches... stop trying to derail himfea! god damn it!

As I told you... ...I'm a creative person...

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...Um...

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...Yeah...

...Feeling good with the measuring-dick-without-touching-nor-seeing-it method?

It's wonderful himfea

Of course it is.

I also know that you've tested this at least three times as you read it...

Not once

OOC: shocking news have been aired recently in our humble little country!
The national tax office finally finished its extremely thorough investigation into the corruption of the national tax office and its leadership. The swift work is surely the result of the head of the tax office, who has officially been denied entry into US territory, along with her comrades for discriminative handling of US companies, has taken the matter into her own hands, saying that she will personally look into the depths of the matter.
The result of the investigation was shocking indeed. It revealed that the NAV(tax office) is completely innocent and blameless in all charges, furthermore, they dont even have a list of american companies in their possession so they had to make one for this investigation!
Thank god we have such capable people leading our country. Now all good little hungarians can sleep tight, knowing that our taxes are safe....

And yet no one has ever shown up with a solution?

Don't wait for things to happen, make them happen.

VIVA LA REVOLUTION

OOC. nah, we arent french.... we just gather on the streets, complain to the media, and go home....

Jain Zar, newly revealed faction leader for the Eldar in Eternal Crusade
Also revealed was the leader of the Eldar faction on Arkhona, the Phoenix Lord of the Howling Banshees, Jain Zar. Jain Zar was chosen due to her renowned aggressiveness, and to provide a little more female


Guys, the eldar in eternal crusade get Jain zar

GG

(Full article http://www.mmorpg.com/gamelist.cfm/game/954/feature/9460/Warhammer-40000-Eternal-Crusade-Big-News-for-the-Eldar.html)

Where is your god now

What the Eldars do to the human prisoners that they capture?

Here, i fixed that pic for you:

Wtf rapunzel

human prisoners? you must be mistaking the eldar for someone else, astartes occasionally, but never humans

Ooc. .........rapunzel....
Im now imagining a romeo & juliet romance between an eldar female and some IG human. And the IG just sneaks onto the craftworld, finds the window of the eldar, she lets her plumage(conveniently packed into a ponytail) down and he climbs up using it... Then they commit double suicide...

and astartes... well, the more warlike craftworlds use them as practice for aspect warriors, and the less warlike ones... sometimes let them go... sometimes

yeah the eldar see humans as stupid and primitive, no way they'd fuck one

yeah the eldar see humans as stupid and primitive, no way they'd fuck one

yeah the eldar see humans as stupid and primitive, no way they'd fuck one

oops, you guys get that maintenance screen?

Yep.
And you seem to be forgetting about our favourite LIIVI ....i think that was his name...

LIIVI?

Vindicare assassin. Also, the boyfriend of Taldeer. Though it is not certain, it seems likely that they managed to escape the shitstorm and lived on Ulthwé(possibly?) ever after... Its even said that they have a kid...

fuckin hell... and i though vindicares were all psychopaths

but, ulthwe is one of the "less nuts" craftworlds