Astral Slaughter

but mah animus

hail hydra

is hydra another name for the emperor or will i have to inform the inquisition?

Oh....that Jax

Yes

Deffinetlly another name for the emperor...I mean..Not like there is a xeno cult called cult of the hydra

Nope

Nothing to see here enforcer arbite dude, just some people with a very wierd xeno fetish shouting hail hydra

.....*Mumbles something about the wrath of the emperor*

HAIL HYDRA

http://www.pcgamer.com/warhammer-40000-joins-the-moba-milieu-with-dark-nexus-arena/

*warning lights flashing* random studio I've never heard of, warhammer Ip nowadays and early access

Lol, look at the IG icon!!

$125 and you get to play as Ghazghkull Thraka

Or Lysander of the Imperial Fists

$500 and you get Marbo

*Intense masturbation*

http://kotaku.com/total-war-warhammer-accidentally-announced-1679351292

I can't believe I missed that

OOC. ..../rubs hands together in an evil manner/
....good...gooood..... everything is going according to plan....
i have sealed several boxes of cereals, and extruded rice bread whatves with my blood last night! soon, i will have an army of kids and self-conscious women obeying my every command! Und then, ZE WORLD!
/evil laughter with lightning and thunder in the background/

I told you about that before bush wookie

nonono.... thats dogma youre talking about. thats where you aint gotta explain shit, just accept it.
science is where you do explain shit

In your world puny mortal

Yeah science! bitch!

http://store.nintendo.co.uk/new-nintendo-3ds-console/new-nintendo-3ds-black-xenoblade-chronicles-3d-pack/11090100.html

Why

Why is this £200 worth of shit I can't afford but want

Also:

Murica- Ennglllaandnddd

Murica<ENGLAND

.....am i not getting a reference here? O.o

no just Murica < England

god save the queen *salutes*

I really do want to visit England someday.

Come see the glorious centre of the empire *psst* guys, how are we going to hide Bradford? Maybe some camo net?

Just tell him that it's a quarantine zone, something to do with unexploded bombs

OOC. well.... i re-downloaded Civ-5... it would seem though, that i got a russian-only version.... now, the question is, do i know the game enough to play it in russian, or do i not... maybe a few bottles of vodka would help me better immerse myself in the language...

OOC.
/send private message to myself with stuff/
....oh hey, a new notification. i wonder who it might be...
...
-.-

Bradford? What is Bradford? Never heard of Bradford. I assume it is a ford with many people named Brad all around it. Eh?

Is it the Town that you guys live in?

Ooc. Hey himfea, you have a dislike for russia, dont you?
Well, good news! In my preparations for a new thing i intend to do, russia ended up being an england sized chunk of syberia! It basically a bunch of wasted idiots who can distill booze even from rocks and snow.... So basically small normal russia...

Bradford is the shittiest town in england... think... Mississippi compressed into one town

never mind, it's British Detroit

I don't think we're on the same channel. Or it's just my head have been roasted.

And what do you mean Naz? Wtf? England size? Siberia? I thought they were exiling people there.

Ooc. Well, not here. Though this was more of a preliminary sketch than a final version, russians got a piece of arctic wasteland with some tundra as their territory.
Incidentally, the brits possibly got the best bits... And the most bits...

Also, english be at it again...

English is the best language (its sulphur america, not sulfur... jeez)

England is stronk

God save the queen what what

Considering gods continued failure to claim her soul, i think gods god should save god from the queen...

oh make no mistake when she gets to heaven she will lead a glorious invasion in which every british person who has ever died will take heaven and instate our glorious queen as the rightful god

Englishmen is speacially famed on being treacherous in politics around here.

We are rather less conquer'y now

That's mostly cos we can't afford it

When we get the Chinese to start buying our shit we will once again rule the earth

Hey let us write a song lyrics

I'm beginning

Run in despair to reach the spotlight

OOC. im not even the one killing the thread this time XD
yaaaay