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Nazamroth
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 |  Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing  2015-03-14, 13:15 | |
| OOC. .....also....im laughing too hard right now... wish you could see the ad bar that just showed up on one of my tabs.... its supposedly a highly addictive F2P game... thats all there is written about it... the rest of the game is, i assume, described by the illustration: a gif of a woman whos legs make up more than 2/3 of her height, whos waist is half as wide as her hips, overdoes the "seductive" walking so much that it would fit into a satire, and whos boobs are larger than her head and easily bounce one boobs worth of distance in any direction with every step.... and im not even mentioning the clothing...
i mean is there anyone except for 13 year-old boys whoclick this even if only accidentally?! XD | |
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Local Bat Enthusiast
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 16:50 | |
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Nazamroth
Admin
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 17:26 | |
| Ooc. Nice one...
Also, a treasure map said that i should look for an evil pirates hideout "in the vicinity" of X town....
Well .... I have been running around middle america with my pirate band for so long that i found my long lost grandfather in the jungle, plus the ancient lost city of the incas...
You know where i eventually found the damn hideout? 400 kilometers north, on the carribean shore...
I know some people have weird ideas, but i wouldnt call 400 kilometers "in the vicinity of".... | |
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Himfea Gaur
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 17:52 | |
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Himfea Gaur
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 17:54 | |
| Anyways, why dontcha join this Naz? | |
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Nazamroth
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| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 18:09 | |
|  Well, i read the first half page or so until the brainstorming session started to derail. Whats this about by the current conditions? | |
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Nazamroth
Admin
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 18:16 | |
| - The true story of Kaurava...:
"Incoming signal."
"Hail, Eldar. I am Force Commander Spock of the Reasonable Marine Chapter of the Imperial Adeptus Astartes."
"What is your business here, Mon'Keigh?"
"We have become aware that this system harbors a Necron Tomb World, a Chaos incursion, an Orkish WAAAGH! and a Dark Eldar army. We are here to cleanse it."
"Your hostility will not be tolerated!"
"We hold no quarrel with you, Farseer. If we keep out of each other's way there's no reason we can't both fight the true threats here. In fact, if we coordinated against the Necrons..."
"I will not be deceived by your clumsy trickery! This system was once ours and it shall be ours again! I HAVE FORESEEN IT!" <end signal>
"Your orders, Commander?"
"Prepare to land on the Necron Tomb world, and inform the Battle Brothers that the Eldar are now targets as well. If we can kill their high-and-mighty Farseer, we might be able to route them back into the Webway without much fighting."
"Yes, my Lord."
"Sir, Tau signals inbound."
"This is wonderful, the Tau are famous for listening to reason, hail them!"
"Greetings Gue'la, this is Shas'Or'es'ka, this system will be made into a sept of the Tau Empire to defend its borders against Gue'la madness. Have you come to join us?"
"If by join us you mean fight side by side against a common enemy then yes. If you would be so kind we could fight the Orkish tide on Kaurava II as one."
"Erm...no I mean become part of the Tau Empire."
"Oh...well...I'm afraid I can't do that."
"Then I must regretfully inform you that we must do battle Gue'la. Prepare the Ar'ka cannon for firing!"<end signal>
"Oh dear...Change of plans, land on Kaurava II and make plans to invade the Nan Yaonoi moonbase and deal with the Orks."
"Commander! Incoming signal from an Imperial Guard regiment!"
"What? Excellent! Now we can..."
"So, you Space Marines think you can just tromp in on your battle-barge and steal the glory of the Imperial Guard, do you?"
"...I..."
"Well we'll show you! I, Vance MOTHERFUCKING Stubbs, declare myself Governor-Militant of this system, and will claim it in the name of the Imperial Guard!" <end signal>
"What just..."
"Brother-Captain, Heretical signals inbound, identified as Fieravious Carron."
"I see your Mehtal Bawkses in orbit! YOU COWARDS! YOU FEWLES! We....we shall take away your mehtal bawkses."<end signal>
"But...."
"Sir incoming Dark Eldar signals."
"Don't Hail the-"
"-Your screams shall satiate our thirsts for pain and pleasure Mon'keigh!"<end signal>
"Ugh...."
"Necron signals inbound."
"Oh come o-"
"You...shall die here....Space Marines....The Deceiver....Grants us strength..."<end signal>
"..."
"My Lord! The Inquisition has arrived in the system!"
"Oh what now..."
"Commander Spock! Don't think we didn't detect you sending a signal to those filthy xenos! ALL IS TAINTED! ALL WILL BE PURGED BY THE FIRES OF THE SISTERS OF BATTLE IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY EMPEROR! <DEAN SCREAM>!" <end signal>
"Sir..."
"WHAT!?!?"
"Ork signals, identifying self as Warboss Gorgutz 'Ead 'unta."
"WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! MY BOYZ IZ GONNA KRUMP YA 'UMIE GITZ!!! Ya 'eadz gonna look nice on me pointy stick."<end signal>
"Sir, fellow Astartes signals coming from the Blood Ravens chapter, it's from Brother-Captain Indrick Boreale."
"Yes! Finally someone who will work with us!"
"Heretic! You parlay with xenos! But we are blod rehvens, we are SPEHSS MEHREENS!! Face the rath of multiple, simuhltaneouhs, devahstating, defensive, deep strikes in what the Codex Astartees calls Steehl Rain! We are teh Emprah's Fureh!"<end signal>
"Oh for the love of..."
"Sir?"
By this time, Brother-Captain Spock was massaging his temples, trying to avoid screaming in frustration.
"What...Is...It?"
"Mi'lord, it's... it's the Squats."
"Oh, no-"
"ARRR! YOU LADS THOUGHT YOU COULD KEEP US DOWN, DID YE!? I, THE SQUAT KING NAMDAR, SHALL COME OVER THERE AND MAKE BOOTS OUT OF ALL YOUR ARSES, YOU GW SCRUBS!" <end signal>
"Emperor damn it all..."
"A Sister of Battle Canoness is attempting to hail us!"
"NO, EMPEROR FORBID, DO NOT LET THEM-"
"We, the Order of the Verdant Spire, will cleanse all with HOLY FIRE!!!" <end signal>
"Tyranid transmission inbound!"
"HOW THE HELL IS THAT EVEN-"
"KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE-" <end signal>
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"My Lord?"
"Fuck this shit we are out of here."
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Captain Raeven
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 18:31 | |
| A reason for a reason for magic??? What are you smoking bruvva? And more importantly where can I get some? | |
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Himfea Gaur
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 18:51 | |
| Nah, it's warp dust. You need to get to the warp to get some -which is obvious- but apparently technology of the third millennia cannot support such travel. Sorry. Anyways, we have a wiki about this, Naz. Check it out: http://teidorragh.wikia.com/wiki/Teidorragh_Wiki | |
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Local Bat Enthusiast
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 18:57 | |
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Himfea Gaur
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 19:03 | |
| Yes you shall continue
Granted
You have my permission
(Like I'm the boss) | |
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Local Bat Enthusiast
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 19:04 | |
| Thank you oh lord master fegit | |
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Nazamroth
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| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 19:09 | |
| Uhm..... As much as i am....amused(?) by your dedication to the cause, why the hell did you set up a wiki for this much? This is exactly the kind of crap(in the non-derogatory sense) that i made the lore section for.
Secondly, "it has the climate of england" ....so.... Basically rainy season all year long?
Thirdly, that wiki doesnt really explain much... I mean i have been working on something irrititatingly similar for a while now and if i wrote down all the lore that i have for it at the moment, it would probably eclipse that wiki... Its really just names.... Its kinda funny, actually... Your wiki consists solely of the one thing that i spent an entire day scraping together... | |
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Local Bat Enthusiast
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 19:10 | |
| I agree with naz to be fair
And its not because hes holding me at gunpoint | |
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Himfea Gaur
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 19:19 | |
| This is just the beginning, and yes there are just names and little info, as I said this is just the beginning. I wanted to create a wiki because I sensed that this shit has potential. All are wilkommen to create our lore, so far Sir Raeven and Knight Kitten helped on it, which makes me happy. | |
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Nazamroth
Admin
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 19:28 | |
| Yeeeaaah.... Already spent way too long to create my stuff to abandon it for other, less compatible stuff.
And you have still not answered my question | |
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Himfea Gaur
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 19:33 | |
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Himfea Gaur
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 19:34 | |
| Oh, no, I edited it, now it has the climate of Europe. | |
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Nazamroth
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| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 19:42 | |
| Which is pretty diverse, ranging from the english rain, through the mediterranean heat, to the lapland cold.
Anyway, the question askin what this is about | |
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Himfea Gaur
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 20:07 | |
| This is a fantasy world, it is actually very much like Asoiaf, but more technology n' shit. | |
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Himfea Gaur
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 20:09 | |
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Nazamroth
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| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 20:13 | |
| I have no idea what Asoiaf is, and "fantasy" is a broad term reaching from alternate history medieval story, through magical shits and giggles, to otherworldly high fantasy with elves and shit. | |
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Himfea Gaur
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 20:18 | |
| No elves, just men, medieval age with basic gunpowder tech and early steam power. And Asoiaf is A Song of Ice and Fire (Game of Thrones) | |
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Nazamroth
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| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 20:21 | |
| I have never read or watched any GoT. What i know, i know from 9gag, south park, and gorath... | |
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Himfea Gaur
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 20:25 | |
| It basically is just medieval age with lots of bastard traitors, Magic (no fireballs (not that I know)), politics and pussies. | |
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Nazamroth
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| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 20:37 | |
| Yeah.... What do the english say? Not my cup of tea, i think. | |
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Himfea Gaur
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 20:38 | |
| I see. But I thought that you were into history and medieval things | |
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Himfea Gaur
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 20:52 | |
| Anyways, I'm going to bed, I have an exam tomorrow that will play a great role on the rest of my life, nothing much. Don't wish me luck, pray to God. | |
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Sir BushWookie
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 20:54 | |
| *wishes you copious amounts of luck because I can't tell if you're telling me to pray to a deity that I don't believe exists* | |
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Nazamroth
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| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 20:55 | |
| O.o
What gave you that idea?
True, i know quite a bit, mainly about WWII and, for obvious educational reasons, hungarian history, and i do think that in many aspects the medieval era was better than modern times, but i am in no way a great fan or anything.
And im gonna do the same. | |
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Nazamroth
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| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 20:57 | |
| - Sir_BushWookie wrote:
- *wishes you copious amounts of luck because I can't tell if you're telling me to pray to a deity that I don't believe exists*
If you dont believe in deities, you have no right to wish luck. Instead say "I wish you a favourable statistical outcome" like all good atheists... | |
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Local Bat Enthusiast
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 21:13 | |
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Himfea Gaur
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 21:18 | |
| Thank you guys, thank you ^-^ | |
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Sir BushWookie
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 21:19 | |
| Good luck is a favourable statistical outcome, just worded differently.
And whilst we wait for people, Euan....are we allowed to kill your monk? | |
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Himfea Gaur
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 21:20 | |
| Bush you did see the thing that I linked it to you, right? | |
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Sir BushWookie
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 21:27 | |
| I have already seen it and I am currently sorting a few things out. | |
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Local Bat Enthusiast
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 21:30 | |
| No your not allowing to kill my warrior priest
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Sir BushWookie
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 21:35 | |
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Local Bat Enthusiast
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 21:48 | |
| If I said can I kill your character you would say no | |
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Captain Raeven
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 23:27 | |
| Can we kill his horse and make him run away, because I assume you're going to have him charge a block of 20 foot knights and 20 archers | |
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cow-man
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-14, 23:54 | |
| Right, I'm gonna come out and say this.
If you put your character in peril, what's the point if there isn't even a risk of him dying? Or getting hurt? Seems a bit boring just to throw up walls of denial and I don't want to see it become too evident here.
Savvy? | |
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Sir BushWookie
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-15, 00:30 | |
| Actually, I would say you could | |
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Sir BushWookie
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-15, 00:32 | |
| None of my characters are invincible, if you kill any of them they'll stay dead.
You could eviscerate my character right now and I wouldn't complain, I would just vanish from this particular RP | |
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Nazamroth
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| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-15, 05:56 | |
| Ooc. I just realised it! Its March 15.!
Welp, guess its time to start another revolution and war for independence. Bring it on, EU! | |
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Sir BushWookie
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-15, 06:57 | |
| OOC: March 15, 1781
1900 British soldiers defeated an American force of 4400. | |
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Nazamroth
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| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-15, 07:10 | |
| March 15, 1848
A bunch of students started reading up some of their revolutionary poems and shit.... Which lead to a 2 year long war which bogged down most, if not all, of the Habsburg Empire, and needed the direct intervention of 300,000 russian troops to squash | |
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Sir BushWookie
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-15, 09:17 | |
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Local Bat Enthusiast
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-15, 10:40 | |
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Himfea Gaur
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-15, 11:15 | |
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cow-man
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-15, 11:18 | |
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Himfea Gaur
| | Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-03-15, 11:24 | |
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