A slightly smaller Mess

" stop bye anytime you want to talk"

"I will"
*He leaves and goes off to find Akira*

*He finds her in the gym, doing weighted pullups*

*He leans against the wall and watches her*
"Hey.."

"Sup." *Continues doing pullups*

"...I just spoke to my children"

"I know *Grunt as she does a pull up.* You left the channel open. *Grunt* They sound cute."

"Thanks...you heard it all then"

"Uhuh." *Grunt*

"Honest thoughts"

"New mommy? Kid's cute." *Grunt*

"...what did she(Jasmine) do?"

"Expressed a desire to fuck the both of us." *Grunts* "And showed up randomly on my ship."

"Oh god..." *facepalm* "I can get rid of her in 2 days...that's when her ship will get here"

"So whats the plan about the kids." *grunt*

"I don't know, I guess I'll need to work something out with Jasmine and you."

"Preferably something that doesn't involve me tearing her head off."

"I'm working on that, either just them spending time with me every now and then for a few weeks at a time. Or we'll agree on some custody thing...I don't know. But less of that, we'll tackle that hurdle as it comes"

"I'll talk to her at some point"

"Thanks, I guess I owe you don't I?"

"Do you?" *Drops down off the bar*

"Well you didn't kill her, and you're willing to try and smooth things out with her"

"Oh trust me i was tempted."

"I noticed"

"Still, she's either a madwoman or brave, i wouldn't talk shit to someone with a melta."

"You've done it before"

Akira: "He wasn't going to use it, it was pointed at the floor."

"Still didn't stop him from nearly killing you"

"No, the lack of a head stopped that."

"I did say nearly"

"True enough."

*He chuckles a little* "how the fuck are we this successful?...we're insane"

"Because we're insane, obviously."

"Yeah probably"
*He begins laughing*

*She laughs along with him*

*Once they stop laughing*
"It's a good thing we're both insane...I don't think we'd be able to marry anyone else"

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*He smiles, and chuckles lightly*

"Speaking of which... Sorry for sending kerak, rather untrusting of me."

"I did wonder why he was following me"

"He was making sure she didn't try anything... you know."

"I understand, don't worry about"

"I heard he came to... ask you some pertinent questions"

"A couple...what's got you worried?"

"Some woman from your past turns up with your kids... Little worried."

"I can see why, so what were you wondering about Kerak's questions?"

"You want kids... with me."