The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others)

Cyra: "So only Murder fucking is off the table."

Elise: Elise, well, considering that general chaos fuckery is also off the table, i would say the worst you can do is rape me normally

Cyra: "Its not rape if you want it."

Elise: Oh, are you gonna take me out to see the sights of the realm of slaanesh before that?

Cyra: "That would almost certainly get me killed... so how about a candlelit dinner instead?"

Elise: Filled with aphrodisiacs and so much spice that my tastebuds will commit suicide before i get a single bite down, i presume?

Cyra: "Number one, my presence is an aphrodisiac, number two, my cooking is rather delicious actually. I seek perfection, not experiance"

*mental resist roll!*

The member 'Nazamroth' has done the following action : Challange Fate

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Elise: right, not now. Or ever, probably... I have a distinct dislike for human eyeball,s regardless of how well it is done...

Cyra: "Well thats just prejudiced, my cooking does not contain human bodyparts."

Elise: ....ooookay.... next tip would be warpy body modification agents that give you huge boobs, questionable loincloth contents, or just plain old heat...

Cyra: "Hmmm... Do you want huge breasts?"

Elise: ........seriously? *wobbles boobs for emphasis.... they are H if you recall* .-....more huge than these?

Cyra: "Hm... You'd need a stronger spine if so... I'm just going to assume you don't want any changes downstairs, as for the last one... well, you'll meet me eventually."

Elise: .....i was speaking generally, not these things in specific....

Cyra: "I tend to prefer fine examples of humanity, so... no overly strange modifications."

Elise: .........few of what i said is strange.... the question is, does it do it...? because you dont seem to say that it does not...

Cyra: "No, the food will have no mutagens in it, nor curses, or drugs."

Elise: ......well, thats a disappointment... im at the age when ill have to start rejuvenation treatments to avoid wrinkles and sagging...

Cyra: "well... i could help with that."

Elise: Right. Silvine, get that little moron off the drugs. I have better things to do than just stand around here all day...
Silvine. On it... *tears sedative patch off* ...Should I also wake her up?

Cyra: "well, they failed spectacularly, so you may dispose of them, save me the trouble."

Silvine: ....it has not been 10 minutes that you said you wanted them alive....

Cyra: "Then you most astutely pointed out that they failed in the face of a child."

Silvine: ....right.... Tempus, mind doing it? i feel like doing it with a melta pistol at this range is just inviting a shower of gore....

Tempus: [It would be a cloud of gore.] *he walks around the circle, and pushes his claws through the backs off all their necks.*

Cyra: "Very efficient. I expected nothing less."

Elise: Yay for efficient giant death robots... now then... the circle is still left...

Cyra: "A few candles and chalk, it'll be gone next time it rains."

Elise: might as well erase it then... Well then... Ill be hopping in there soon.

Cyra: "The address is Number thirteen, Angel boulevard. Can't miss it."

Elise: Probably. I fully expect to find a pleasure palace...

Cyra: "Prepare to be surprised."

Elise: Yeah yeah... Well, seeya later, im sure... *finishes dismantling the ritual*

Cyra: "Goodbye dear, i look forward to seeing you." *the projection fades*

Elise: Right.... apparently, i got a date...

Tempus: [I tell you not to make deals with daemons. You end up going on a date with one. Does anyone even listen]

Elise: Obviously not. On the other hand, this is turning into more of an annoyance than some random encounters.... might as well take the initiative and investigate myself. and if i can get things out of it in the meantime, all the better

Tempus: [Oh yes, lets walk into the stronghold of a daemon vastly more powerful than you.]

Elise: Oh, actually, if hat you said is right, i should be quite safe

Tempus: [After you take the oath. yes.]

Elise: Well, i shall rely on you then until it is done, no?

Tempus: [You're overestimating me somewhat.]

Elise: Or maybe you are underestimating yourself...?

[No... i'm fairly sure I'm not going to be able to protect you from a daemon that powerful]

Elise: well then, we will just have to sign a temporary agreement pre-meeting. it doesnt need to be foolproof, just proof enough that it cant be circumnavigated in a few hours, no?

[Hmmmm... your confidence worries me.]

Elise: My confidence is the reason you are not spending another 3 decades in prison

[I'll take that.]

Elise: good, back to the ship then.... we are done here....

OOC.Gnight?

OOC: You hittin the hay?

[What a productive event.]