Dark heresy

The member 'Cowmun' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 61

Your fate is decided

Sorry, the quote has cock in it, couldn't resist.

What did I say man

No wait

TAKE THE BADGE BACK RAEVEN IF YOU WILL LET ME ROLL ONCE MORE

Wait a minute I have fate points

I have 2 fate points

*the warp opens up, the legions of chaos pouring forth, what's more, these are slaaneshi daemons, and a pair of daemonettes ram a rolling pin up cows arse. Then kitten is dragged back into the warp for what the daemonettes call 'happy fun time lolz'*

Wheres the downside

You don't want to know what happy fun time Lolz is

Oh

Okay

Can I fate point that

GG guys campaign over.
It was fun.

No
You're both dead
Via a) chaos daemon rolling pin up the arse
Or b) the worst fate imaginable

Oh okay

GG

Huzzah.

GG wp
Good campaign there guys, that event is really hard

Bad luck, you incurred the wrath of Raeven

Only for you, sweet Prince.

I'm firmly imperial. None of your prince of pleasure BS

I know you get a raging one from the idea of guardsmen and how manly they are.
But you gotta understand that guardsmen are not the greatest thing since a bolt shell, it's simple fact m8

Also, I'm not one of those perverted weirdos who likes slanessh for the simple reason for BOOBs.
I like them because when done correctly, they are the most frightening, threatening, sadistic and messed up enemies the imperium and anyone else for that matter will ever have to face.

Boobs?

Boobs.

Boobs indeed

Exactly.
Shlong.

"For the emprah!"

No problem cannot be solved by throwing a sufficient number of guardsmen at it

The eye of terror.
Oh, wait.

Wise wisdom from raeven

so

Did we legitimatly all die than or are you fucking around

Poor old cadia

Poor old cadia

I was Dickinson about... The fury of Raeven is a long process, it is not over so quickly

But seriously I'd be more scared of the necrons tbh. Slaaneshi cultists will go down like any human, but necrons will just keep coming until you're all dead. Then they might resurrect you as a barely conscious machine. (Human souls survive the transference surprisingly well, some can speak and retain memories. Has led to human-necrons turning on the necrons mid battle in fluff)

What about if you blow up the place where they get repaired at

Which the imperium do quiet alot

Then you find out that there are about 3 more world engines hinted at existing. Oh fuck

Don't worry

We have battle barges to spare

And the whole "entire sector full of flesh crazy necrons"

But how many entire space marine chapters willing to all die in a ship full of necrons?

We have the emperor class battle ships to spare

Not like there is about 10 of them left in the entire galaxy or something

Just tell the black templars that the necrons are actually psychic.
Thatll work.

The silent king needs to turn the fuck back up and go have a good ol chin wag about killing all the chaos and tyranids with the emprah... That's my new fanfic coming out next week. Don't miss it kids

He already has.

But what about the blood angels... We're buddies! Yeah but he's just kinda derping around being angsty

By the silent king

You mean nagash right

*vomits*

THOSE TWO RACES ARE NOTHING ALIKE

Yes they are

I mean if you look right here in the fanfic lore which I am writing right now

It says nagash and the silent king, are the same person

Guess who else is also nagash and the silent king? Our lord and saviour, lord matthius ultramar

Both look like skeletons.

You see

That is all the connections that matt ward needs

Matt Ward no longer works at GW iirc

It was better when he was.

Emperor protect