Dark heresy

"Why don't you enjoy this?"
Thumps her in the stomach with other arm.

1st Is cow, second bush, you need to roll brudda

Captain Raeven wrote:

1st Is cow, second bush, you need to roll brudda

*sigh*
Gonna fail.

The member 'Cowmun' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 18

no one attacked me?

Okkk

HHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAA GAWD

*elbows the cultist with his off hand*

The member 'Sir_BushWookie' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 82

Oh dear.

Cow: *you punch he in the gut, hard. She staggers a little but smiles and continues to push down on your hand*
Bush: *the cultist swings his blade at your hand*

Not enough cultists to go around kitten, you might wanna help?

*grabs her by the throat*

Hits the guy who is attacking bush in the face

The member 'Comrade Kitten' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 25

Ayyy lmfao

Comrade Kitten wrote:

Ayyy lmfao

Common honey, daddy needs a new pair of shoes!

The member 'Cowmun' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 50

Eh... could be worse.

Kitten: *your punch knocks him clean out*

Cow: *you grab her throat, but she grabs yours in return*

"Thanks"
*looks to the chick who's attacking Nerus and walks toward her*

*theyre in the process of throttling each other, she seems to be winning slightly*

*beheads her at the ear*

The member 'Sir_BushWookie' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 65

*you swing, but she disengages her blade from cow, blocks your blow, then uses the momentum to put cow between you and her*

Captain Raeven wrote:

*you swing, but she disengages her blade from cow, blocks your blow, then uses the momentum to put cow between you and her*

*smacks her round the face with his club*

The member 'Cowmun' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 66

Might as well put another 6 on there.

*she hits your wrist, making you drop the club. She giggles.* "the servants of the corpse emperor are truly pityful!"

"Why must they always be women?"
*kicks her in the groin*

The member 'Sir_BushWookie' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 70

Hits

Hard

In the back of the head

Where the spine connects to the skull

The member 'Comrade Kitten' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 94

10/10

We are fucking l33t

*ragequit*

*commits seppuku*

Fuck my life

Also fuck your life

And yours ollie

My body is ready

But is your mind?

Of course not

ayy lmfao

*she's making you look like morons. she dodges all of your attempts to hit her, dishing out a plethora of blows in return, before disengaging, via a rather showy backflip.* "The prince will wait for your pain." *she turns to run*

"That was highly embarrassing......this is why I shoot my enemies"

"The sentence is death"
*shoots with shotgun after aiming for a moment*

The member 'Cowmun' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 24

*crouches and fires a single round round into the back of her head*

The member 'Sir_BushWookie' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 81

OOC: FFS, not this again fate

Heh hehe hehehehhehahaahahahahh

dakkadakkadakkakdakafbgaojgahosfsbpleasedon'tfuckmefate

*Fires*