Dark heresy

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*Fires*

The member 'Comrade Kitten' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 89

fate you litteraly fucked me

*she takes on bullet from all of your shots, it passes through her side. she collapses on the floor, breathing and conscious, but unable to run*

*walks up to her*
"Please don't try to fight, I hate CQC"

*she gasps* "you'll never take me alive scum.... ahhh"

"you'll be fine, tell you what...you tell us what we want to know and I'll garuntee that you'll remain unmolested"


"...that didn't sound right, I'll stop the arbite hurting you cos he's royally pissed"

*she drags herself back across the floor* "get away from me!"

"Oh for fucks sake, I'm offering to protect you. It's either that or I let the arbite interrogate you...please be smart"

"Start talking, or i'll shoot your leg off!"
Cocks shotgun, the shell pattering on the ground.

"See what I mean"

Do I have any sort of close combat weapon other than fist and butt of las carbine?

*she spits blood on the floor, trembling* "Okay okay!... what do you want!?"

"Thank you"
*crouches next to her and inspect her wound*
"Ask away mate"

"Why are we negotiating with heretics"

"There's a difference between negotiating and interrogating, I should also point out that being nice is sometimes a good thing"

"No, im pretty sure your negotiating with her. Your letting her live for now and you get information"

"Who do you work for?"

"Noone, we are our own masters here!"

"May I inquire as to who the prince is?"

"Probably slaanesh you idiot"

Points shotgun at her leg.

"Will you shut up, I'm being the nice guy"

"Arbite you might aswell just blow her head off, she won't tell us anything worth while or truthful"

"The prince? Of pleasure? Surely you know of slaanesh arbite?"

"I know that your deranged... deluded; and tainted by forces that you we can't hope to understand"
*shoots her in the face*
"The sentence is death"

"You just got her blood all over my face and coat...if its a sexual cult I will kill you cos she'll have all sorts of STDs in her bloodstream"

Ooc: roll for it cow....

"...This is why we can't have nice things.."

The member 'Comrade Kitten' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 59

wait what

Why did I roll
Roll to speak?

Damn

The member 'Cowmun' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 97

Semi: *bush attempts to converse, but bites his tongue and talks gibberish*

Oh damn... Wait I need to look up degrees of failure

Not sure why I'm rolling to hit a prone woman who is down already... 

Whatever I guess... I'll just go die in a hole.

Grabs the womens head and repeatadly slams it against the wall

Edit: For clarification, this is happening after the arbite fucked up

The member 'Comrade Kitten' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 56

Can't even have 1 cool thing before random die decides to make a cool moment a moment of abject failure.

You could fate point

Don't even know what they are.

You have a certain amount and if you fuck up massivly you can re roll

Might as well end it.

They're points you get for playing,cruet let you re-roll shit

Could I shoot myself in the head with the shotgun and survive.

You'll likely hit me

Probably.

*Explodes violently*

The member 'Comrade Kitten' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 51

Okay so! That's 4 degrees of failure.... Soooo
Ic: *the shotgun misfires, causing you to drop your weapon and damaging it by half, the weapon can take one more misfire.*

Ooc: how can you fail at slamming a nigh unconscious woman's head on a wall.... Wait a second... Ohhh... Oh second edition you so cheesy.

Ic: *just as you are about To end her life, she looks at you in abject terror. You now have the sympathetic trait for this mission, you cannot issue killing blows to disabled enemies or perform interrogations*

Damnit
I fail to explode