Dark heresy

Damnit
I fail to explode

Mate are you fucking serious

Im a machine with no feelings

Ish

That's the point of dark heresy kiddies, you're all shit until you level up a bunch

*has blank expression, doesn't even bother to pick up gun and just walks off*

How do get XP

*Puts hand down own throat and squeezes heart*

The member 'Comrade Kitten' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 27

Semi: *bush attempts to fit his arm down his throat to grab his heart, but realises that's not how biology works*

*the spread kills both the cultist and the assassin. +100xp for a double kill*

To earn xp you complete missions and objectives

Someone just kill me

"I sincerely apologise for their actions, erm do you have a house or something? I'll carry you back"

Ooc: you do realise she is a cultist of slanessh right?

*stabs self in stomach repeatedly*

OOC: you do realise that I kill people for a living, I had a neat little plan planned out so we could get info and I could kill her for xp

*she looks a you a little awestruck* "what?... You?... Thank you... Ughhhh...." *she falls unconscious in your arms*

Ooc: that's cool


*continues in trying to get out*

Oh I'm serious, tin man got his heart

whyyyyy

Also why do you keep calling me bush

Ooc: yeah... erm...


... arbite dude is gone.

Do I? Terribly sorry, getting you guys mixed up

Is it the profile picture? I can change that if it is..And...Can I just...Wait, can I fire a las beam through bush wookie and into the lady without realising its a finisher?

I've gone

You could do it accidentally yes. And I picked from a chart as to what would work

Cow, you joking of has he legit buffers off

He buffered off to find a large quantity of terrible booze

Picks up arbites shotgun and goes off after him

OOC: well, this is awkward

"This is awkward"

Well, to recap, your arbite Is going to get pissed, you have a softie tech priest and your assassin is carrying a chaos cultist who now probably wants his dick

Yup, legitimately not bothered by anything...

..not even a little

Can I overlord my las packs right in the middle of the group and kill every single last one of us

Sweet release.

Amazing grace...

Welcome to dark souls warhammer edition

Ermmm... No that would be a killing blow

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- can I just fuck off to the mechanicum spire now and just do shit for my tyranical magi ogrelords?

*finds place to get hammered*

You can't get off this level easily, considering you pissed off the area around the lift

I say this is going well

*you end up at the same bar the combat servitor is at*

Im with the arbite

Buys a load of drinks.

Because you fixed the servitor, your drinks are on the house

*gets wasted*

*......goes off in search of a hab block*

*you find a Hab block easily*

"...this should be fun"
*tries to wake her up*

Your fucked

In more ways than one

*you get pissed to the point of unconsciousness*

*she wakes up, you found an empty factory workers quarters, it's a simple setup with a kitchen, bedroom and a small living area. You lay her on the bed and she wakes up, staring at you*

"Hello"

"... Where am I? What the fuck is going on?"