A Rebirth

"Yes, that's the size of a Crisis class, what is their manoeuvrability."

Ooc: i return....

Ooc. You guys remember how i said my PC installed 138 updates yesterday? That took nearly 2 hours.... And now it failed to configure them and is undoin them one by one... So now i have to wait like 2 hours again just for it to start up.... And until i manage to solve the problem, this will continue....
And all this when im finally, after 3 years, in the final stages of ME3.... I feel like Cegoratch is having a hell of a day again.....

OOC. ...sometimes i hate ME3 just as much as i do other games.... namely during bossfights....
no matter how many shots i pump into Kai Leng, his last shield bar is simply invincible because bossfight logic.... he would be dead in a minute if it wasnt for that.... but, we need the dramatic tauntbattle, i assume... nevermind, only a few dozen more ships will be lost while we argue...
the game even moves me out of cover just so i would get hit by his pulses...

fuck kai leng

OOC. i have two questions to you brits:
1.: is that part of london in ME3 some actual location, or did they just say its london and were done with it?
2.: ....just how bulletproof are those red phone boxes of yours? they stop everything from small arms fire through rocket launchers to biotic attacks....  .....do brits use them as emergency bunkers or something? or do you get shot at a lot when making a phone call in public?


also, that point where you have to defend the rocket batteries and they just keep throwing a dozen brutes at you? yeah, thats just cheap.... not challangeing whatsoever, just a cheap excuse for a final level.... in fact, despite how difficuilt it supposedly is according to lore, i havent lost a single healthbar yet and only one squad member went down once... ive had much more problems with some noname spots previously....

oh yeah, then lets throw in a few banshees, a horde of marauders and constant reaper beam bombardment too... im disappointed....

i've been to london twice
both years ago
so couldnt say

OOC. .....oooooh, crap.... i think im missing the ending DLC..... at least, theres no "fuck you and your choices" optionat the god-child....

....oh...no, its here..... i tabbed back into the game, accidentally shot the god-child in the head and triggered it, killing everyone and everything.... ooops...

yeah.....naz
what was yer little resource meter at?

Resource meter?

that thing that says how much shit you got
like fleets and armies n shit

OOC: oh, cant remember the exact value. it was way above maxed though. i had everything except the salarian fleet, i think

then i got nothin
and i take it the salarian Councillor went bye bye

Its not that i failed or anything. the extended cut DLC provides a "fuck this shit. i cant decide the fate of the galaxy!" option at the end which is basically the bad end where the cycle continues, though liaras time capsules are found in the next cycle and they will supposedly stop the reapers
what i did not know, is that this is triggered by shooting the god-child, instead of conversation..... i wanted to see if i still had infinite ammo XD

OH
yesh i forgot about that
but yeah i was just curious as to whether he did since u no got the salarian fleet

OOC: well, if you cure the genophage you lose the salarians by default.
also, the ending sucks, even with the extended cut.... to, and this is a rare thing indeed, quote someone from youtube:
"[...] Still don't know what happens to Tali, Liara, Garrus, Joker. Still don't get a funeral for Shepard. Still don't know if Liara ever had her "little blue children". Still don't know if Tali got her house on Rannoch. Still don't know if Javik and Liara wrote a book together. So many unanswered questions, so much disappointment."

and that synthesis ending? the whole galaxy glows green...hurray... now we can have peace because green was obvioiusly what everyone was waiting for...

OOC actually you can still get the salarian fleet after that
and you do find out what javik at least plans to do if you talk to him enough
and yeah i know it sucks
the exact reason we're just gonna point out the obvious loop hole and exploit it if we reach that point in the RP

OOC. yeah, i know of javiks plans.
i still say the indoctrination theory would have been a better ending if they insisted on doing it like they did...

yeah
though what we're gonna do is this
Catalyst: organics and synthetics can never co-exist or work together
shepard: *points at the fact the geth are right now fighting alongside them against the reapers even after everything that's happened*
Catalyst:....oh

OOC. now then, now that i have finally done this, time to find something else to live for.... ....hm....i hear they pay quite well at ISIS.... stable market for terrorism too, in the recent decades...

Meanwhile, im trying to fix that update problem... so i downloaded the free microsoft troubleshooter problem... which is now basically doing that "looking for solutions on the internet" thing that never, ever succeded in history...

OOC fancy joinnin in with the ME rp?

OOC: i did. it ended in silent misery.

oh yeah
i remember now

OOC. ...trying subnautica... welp.... this is fun....
day 1:....i secured some of the most basic materials for the moment.... i also broke several swimming records, i think...
Day 2: ...the wreck of the aurora exploded and covered the whole area in deadly radiation.... i also discovered that life pods and swimsuits, do not protect against radiation...

Delmos: Indeed...honestly, I was hoping maybe you could devise a way to boost our communications equipment so we can contact our superiors, seeing as FTL travel is out of the question.

OOC I passed out some time after Omun finished his meeting with Torrel and Tex, what did I miss?

OOC: Well........I introduced the Tragadon. I'll be making the lore for them sometime here soon.

OOC ah

"now THAT i can do"

Delmos: Finally, some good news then. *Points to a terminal* You can use that to try and boost our signal strength and range. I'd try to help you but....well....we're a bit short on specialists.

"Well I've got someone who could help"

Delmos: I thought you were the one sent to help us.

"I was but...well....you know about AI?"

Delmos: AI?

"Artificial intelligence"

back to the Fleet with Pesicus:
he sits on his throne in the command humming to himself
Pesicus: with 3 guards down the chief did frown and bid the town goodbyyye, for none could know twas not for show and someone had to diiiie haha! how long till the next planet?
+not long my lord+
Pesicus: let's hope number 5 on the list of planets is where I hope to find the owners of that vessel *mumbles to himself* if not it's as simple as strike the strongest settlement on the planet, raise it, then let the infected and converted take it from there. doesn't hurt that I gave them the means to find us should they be ready to enlist

Delmos: I have heard there are many theories about such things, but there's no real research being done in regards to such an idea. At least, as far as I know. I'm just a second class technician.
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OOC: Hm....Interesting Fae....

IC:

*The last system they raided had information about a recent meeting between an Imperial patrol fleet and another mystery ship....apparently, they belong to some independent group.....And they know about Chaos, marginally at least.*

"Well I happen to be the first person in our group to create on"

Delmos: You are joking, surely. The work needed to make an AI that can do basic mathematics, let alone, interact with a ship's systems, would take a lifetime. There's no way you created such an advanced program.

Tex: *pops up in front of him from a holo projector on torrel's armour* yo

*He reels back a bit in surprise.*

Delmos: You.....you were telling the truth? How?! How advanced is your species? To be able to create...

Pesicus lounges a bit before he hits the comm for another section of the ship
Pesicus: +status on that interesting bit we found?+
+with what we could pry from the systems it appears the vessel to this "independant group" matches the one we tried to disable and draw in before this campaign+
Pesicus: +nothing about direction of said group or whereabouts?+
+not much+
Pesicus: *shuts comm off then mumbles to himself* if the Imperials didn't destroy them at first response or at the meeting's conclusion then they must be human. if that is the case the technology they possess wouldn't be much more advanced if as advanced as the Imperiums give or take. but given the shuttle had FTL capabilities that theory might be off... Aaaah their tech must exceed the Imperials'. the fight ahead of us just got more interesting
he hammers his comms with his hand
Pesicus: +find any nearby war parties and keep a channel open to them, I want reinforcements should we find something beyond ourselves in capability+
+yes my lord+

"Relax, i'm the first who's ever been able to do it as far as we know, and i only accomplished it recently"

OOC: They just have a different means of FTL. It's just not Warp based is all. It's the one bit of real dark age tech they have.

IC:

*The data also mentioned how this group first dealt with Chaos.....From Pesicus' knowledge, it seems they overthrew a powerful Chaos Lord at some point......And that this group has gods of their own.*
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Delmos: That...that doesn't matter. You....as far as I'm concerned, you've done the impossible. The resources it would take to create, let alone maintain, such an advanced piece of technology....

Tex: aww your'e so nice

Delmos: Um.....you're welcome?

she smiles
"so you need a signal boost?"

Delmos: At least that. And that's assuming we're anywhere near our territory.

"I can do that"

Delmos: Thank you.