Imperial Guard Plot

OOC: I miss the UK....I miss decent tea.....I ran out of PG and Yorkshire on my last teabag of Tetley

OOC: you need earl grey. Stat.

you fucking tea drinker grab a fucking cup of black coffee and straight jack

just kidding

He turns, revealing a MASSIVE beard

Ooc: I want a beard so bad...

I has one
it makes me look like twenty something apparently
i'm seventeen

Ooc: one day, one day...

OOC: I can't drink coffee unless its incredibly strong.
"You are just like him, except that he had a great big bushy beard!"

*facepalm*
Nothing to see here

oh yes
you like python
AND you watched hot fuzz
i like you already sir

Ooc: good film, I like it when they go into... costcutter?

summerfield i think

Ooc: that's it. That bit was hillarious.
Also, gorath, I can't take the suspense no more... it's your turn! *cries*

no it isn't
the beard thing was IC

Ooc: but, she coughed to get the dudes attention!

and I said he turned around revealing the beard

Ooc: that was... oh.


The sister waits for bonding.

OOP: I have old taste (Blackadder, Fawlty towers,Italian job, M*A*S*H, Brittas Empire, ect)
"Yo fucknuts! It's probin' time"

they look at eachother
Segimerus: you've grown
Arminius: did you expect me to shrink?
*they both smile*

The sister stays motionless, like a statue.

Segimerus: I see you brought some kind of ice golem with you son

"Say that again, I dare you"

Arminius: ma'am, he meant no offence...right?
Segimerus: you don't think I got where I am being stupid enough to insult people with bolters do you?

"I don't know, you might have"

he laughs at this

"Your father's a real charmer"

Arminius: that's one word for it

"Anyway, you two should probably catch up"

Segimerus: yes, if you wouldn't mind lady....(waits for her to tell him her name)

"Certanstin"

Segimerus: lady Certansin, If you do not mind, I would like some time alone with my son

She nods, and walks out.

OOC okay give me a minute to do this next bit

Ooc: I'm timing you.

not a literal one

Ooc: hurry up!

the two sit down and talk for a while, catching up, telling stories. everything seems happy...until
Segimerus: *sighs*
Arminius: what is it?
Segimerus: it's...just hard, seeing you come back to me, turned into one of...them
Arminius: them?
Segimerus: a proper little imperial soldier. they changed you son. for the worse.
Arminius:...I...see
Segimerus: I'm sorry. I know it is not your fault. I shouldn't have let them take you from me.
Arminius: father...what is your problem with the imperials? other than the fact they took me?
Segimerus: *walks over to the window* look around you son. the people of our tribe live in oppression. they treat us like dirt, filth, barbarians, all because we weren't born in some fancy imperial city.
Arminius: I...
Segimerus: they over-tax us, they bully us, they place sanctions upon us, they try to force their religion on us. We are no longer a free people son.
Arminius: I...I'm sorry I...
Segimerus: *sighs* I'm sorry. It is not your fault. it was at least good to see you again son. *he smiles* I hope you'll actually visit me more in the next twenty years eh?
arminius nods

Ooc: oh shizz... I smell rebellion. And that was really cool to read.

OOC indeed
everything that happens from now on can be figured out
if you got the brainz
IC Segimerus: you can let your friend back in now

Ooc: the stuff you said would happen?

The sister is clearing her bolter outside.

you'll see
IC Arminius opens the door

OOC remember: "the Emperor protects" if you do not shoot the rebellious outright and hesistate, you forsake the creed and will be shot

"Hello again, you cleared the air with your dad?"

OOC anyone ever notice everything is darker when surrounded by snow?

Ooc:not necessarily, the arbites usually like to judge them, but yes, a sister would probably shoot a rebel starter.
And I thought it was brighter usually.

Arminius: aye. you alright?

"Apart from the odd glance from passers by, yes"

Arminius: sorry for leaving you out here ma'am

"Please, I was happy too; what did you talk about anyway?"

Arminius: nothing much, just catching up really