Silly space adventures

"Bloody wonderful"
she suddenly turns away, hearing a voice in her helmet vox
"...huh"

Dar is huming to himself

"Just heard that one of the hives is rebelling"

Dar: goody

"But they aint showing any signs of chaos corruption either"

Dargoth shrugs: maybe its a geenstealer cult

"Oh fucking joy, if so you dont need to bother luring the nids then"

Dar: that was just to piss them off

"brilliant idea patton"

OOC "absolutely brilliant"

Dar: i have a book full of them (pulls out huge book)

she cocks her head at tht

Dar: anyway back to plaing

"Right, what's next"

Dar: next, the tau should show up if there on schedual, then we raid a ork stronghold

"Fun"

a portal opens and drops a onterceptor plasma pistol on dars head "...where do thiese things keep coming from. anyway we have a few hours before the tau show up

"...well that just happened. alright lets get moving"

Ooc. Oi, dargoth, i couldnt help but notice that your spelling quality declined drastically in recent months. 
/Puts on grammar nazi armband/
.....is there any particular reason for that, Herr Dargoth....?

*As they turn back, a figure stands before them, standing perfectly still, a blank white mask upon their face, cocked slightly to the side as they stare. it feels as if they are staring into your very soul*

"....and who the fuck are you?"

*it replies in a sing-song voice, walking towards you as it does so* "I play many parts, which i play today is up to you."

"....oh lovely, youre one of them"

"Them?" *it chuckles* "Oh whatever could you mean?" *As it says this it does a little hop then a jump, and very slowly lifts into the air, and begins to front flip over you, as if in slow motion*

The iron warrior chuckles
"Here to give us a performance, dancer?"

"My every waking moment is a performance, man of iron."

"Then what do you want?"

"That would simply ruin the nature of the enigma." *they land gracefully behind you*

"So, annoying as usual"

"Do you not have even a little passion for mystery?"

"Ive seen far more than you realise"

"Oh, i know full well, the denizens of the webway watch, man of iron"

"If they did you'd know that name aint exactly appropriate"

*her shoulders drop a little* "Do you want me to call you man of a plasteel and ceramite composite?"

"it doesn't sound nearly as theatrical"

"....still wouldnt fit im afraid"

"I'm referring to your arm... you made me break character damn you"

Ooc to clarify rae...its a bit complicated (but canon)....its a woman posessed by a khorne daemon wearing iron warrior power armour
"
Ic she laughs at that

"it was a joke. because you're a woman.. wearing mans armour"

"Good of you to notice"

"Had you said that to one of my craftworld sisters, she would surely have made a xenophobic comment at your expense"

"And were you speaking to one of my 'brothers' bolter shells would be flying by now"

"Bolter shells are easily dodged, simply do not be where they are. now a lasgun, that, is a challenge"

"Thankyou captain obvious, saviour of the already known"

*In an instant, she is gone, with only a smudge of light, leading off to the left and out of your peripheral vision left, and you feel her presence directly behind you, uncomfortably close* "Now now, lets not start throwing mean comments"

"Get to the bloody point, eldar"

"hmm. Entertainment. Until I deign to tell you if I have another motive for being here, simply assume I was bored"

"Grear"

"That's... Not a word mon'keigh." *she produces a perfectly mirrored blade from its sheath, and starts slowly levitating it"

Shoulda said great
Also she holds a daemon weapon in her hand

"Come on, lets go. you're here for a reason, are you not?"