Silly space adventures

"Come on, lets go. you're here for a reason, are you not?"

"Or what?"

"Or your objective will slip between your fingers, and i will continue to be bored"

"Our objective is already complete you webway dwelling berk"

"You only have the one? no... grand plan? You're less interesting that i thought"

"According to him *gestures to dargoth* the 'plan' is pure mayhem. And with orks chaos and imperial guard already here, and tyranids on the way, I think its worked"

"That sounds fun, are you sticking around to cause more? I can help with that"

"...youre serious?"

"obviously i have my own reasons... what you're doing just so happens to line up with them"

"...riiiight"

"Besides, Who can resist a little mayhem." *she cocks her head to the side, and you can imagine she's grinning beneath that mask*

She sighs
"This day keeps getting stranger"

"Strange? you've seen stranger im sure"

"You'd be surprised"

"Never met an outcast before? hm, what a dull life... oh you thought i was a harlequin didn't you? no... you'd be dead by now"

"Theyve tried. Got a few masked skulls of my own."

"Never figured out how to take the mask off, mon'keigh?"

"No, just differenciates em from the rest"

"We all wear masks, mon'keigh, the personality, is the mask"

"I mean from the non harlequin ones you berk"

"Good, if you had killed an unmasked eldar that would have been a civilian you oaf."

"...or....ya know....commorites"

"Oh kill as many of those warp whores as you like"

She shrugs

"Although perhaps you do not wish to strengthen she who thirsts by feeding her their souls"

She chuckles
"They dont get that far"

"She has claimed every eldar soul, it would take a god's intervention"

"Or me eating them first"

"And you could keep your prize should she seek to claim it? I do not think so"

"We'll see"

"Should her forces decide to show, i will happily slaughter them for you. now enough talk, lead the way"

"Right....well lets go" starta trudging onwards

*she walks beside, swinging her blade in a lazy figure of eight*

"Got a name?"

"Everyone has a name, those who claim to not have one simply are refusing to tell it to you"

".....fucks sake"

Dar has just been enjoyin this from the sidelines

"....you comin?"

Dar: as for eating all of them she sometimes gives a few out to people she likes.
(he follows behind chuckling)

"...riiiight"

Dar: what you want one?

"Want one what?"

Dar pulls out a glowing blue orb "what ya think?"

"...lets just go"

Dar: suit yourself

she trudges off before stopping
"can you just bloody warp us there?"

Dar: yep

"Then do it, Cant be arsed walking"

Dar: just waiting for you to ask (he opens a portal)

she walks through first

dar lets the eldar threw next with himself taking up the rear