The Barbed Hook

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-21, 20:16

OOC: "Hey these grills drive the tenks its cool ayy lmao"

Admin

OOC. ..."battles were okay"
....the battles were literally the worst part....
"Hey, we took this sherman from the side completely by surprise. what should we do? fire a blast into its nigh defenseless ammo rack, or run away?"

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-21, 20:39

OOC yo dawn we got a cool ass tank sport but little grills only yeh

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-21, 20:41

POC: Just remember that there was a bloke in England who fucked a Pasty from Gregs...

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-21, 21:06

OOC that was me, those pastys are good

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-21, 21:44

OOC: And burnt his Bellend

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-21, 21:53

OOC: he's just doing it wrong, you gotta be classy, take the pasty out for dinner first, then when you get home, its nice and warm.

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-21, 22:07

OOC nah, you go right for it, you never wait for a Gregs pasty

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-21, 22:08

OOC: be classy man

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-21, 22:49

OOC: What of the women doesn't respect class? What if she likes 'Bad Boys' who treat her like shit?

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-21, 23:08

OOC: then you sir, are romancing the wrong woman

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-22, 00:43

OOC.....you do remember I'm autistic right will?

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-22, 02:44

OOC: Most women I have met have been like that unfortunately.

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-22, 09:16

Ooc: you need to travel to the land of classy women then bush, glorious Yorkshire

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Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 00:24

OOC picking up
IC "Its alright servitor, we'll pilot it ourselves"

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 01:44

"May I have the drop coordinates for the allied forces landing zone"

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 02:10

"Cant we just use the pod's auspex"

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 02:17

"I guess"

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 02:18

"Lets just hurry up"

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 03:36

"Prepare the pod for immediate deployment"

*He carries Lyanna into the pod and straps her in*

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 03:37

Anders also gets in

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 03:37

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 03:47

"Strap in and hold on, there is no such thing as a soft landing in these"

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 03:48

".....you do realise this aint just a drop pod right?"

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 04:14

"What's so special about it?"

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 04:15

"It dont drop, it flies"

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 04:17

"That's surprising"

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 04:18

"its an assault boat as well as a drop pod."

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 04:19

"That's good to know"

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 04:20

"So yea, not just drop down and slam into the floor"

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 04:22

"That's new"
*He walks over to the auspex and plots a flight course over the imperial LZ*

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 04:23

"well, its actually old if you're really from the future"

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 04:25

"I'm surprised you two haven't asked about it"

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 04:26

Anders: We were more focussed on escaping. I'm really surprised the imperials bought it

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 04:27

"Chances are they're trying to unlock the door"

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 12:04

*the vox crackles and tyron's voice comes over* +Really? Really guys?+

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 12:05

Lyanna:...I was genuinly gonna leave a note

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 12:20

+Still gonna steal our equipment though? classy+

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 12:22

+got another way forcus to get outta here? The teleporter's too heavily guarded+

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 13:10

+coulda asked nicely+

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 13:11

+and that lance guy woulda said yes?+

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 13:44

+Well Actually, he was going to deploy you under my command, if you accepted, of course.+

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 13:46

+....we're enemy combatants+

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 14:14

+I wouldn't put you against your comrades, the plan was to go against the alpha legion.+

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 14:27

+....the sons of alpharius are here?+

Admin

OOC. ...................I PASSED ECONOMICS 1!

....who would have guessed.... miracles do happen.... im so gonna suffer through hell to compensate for this....

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 14:48

+Yep, enjoy being planetside.+

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 14:50

+.....blood of olympia....this changes things+

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 19:43

+*he chuckles* does that mean *he puts on a slightly condescending tone* please come pick us up we don't want to be anywhere near those psychopaths?+

Subject: Re: The Barbed Hook 2016-01-23, 20:36

+It means, the blood of paramar hasn't been forgotten+

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