The Barbed Hook

"No, I'm fine"

"You got shot, three times. no you need to be in the medical bay"

"I aint dead yet"

"Could soon be"

"Not yet though"

"I really should clarify, I've trained in tanks and capital ships and a really quite very old and outdated fighter....prop aircraft"

"Ah, well you wont be flying this baby anytime soon" *he slaps the side of one of the ships, a stormeagle outfitted as a dedicated gunship, 'Indomitable, is plastered on her side in white paint*

"Nice"

Anders: Like we were planning on taking that anyway. I get you don't trust us, but ya don't gotta dance around it like that.

*he looks back at you, having previously been staring at it lovingly* "You wouldn't be able to pilot it, she wouldn't let you, machine spirit has to be used to you, y'know"

".....again, we weren't planning on it"

"Just giving you a heads up on how stupid that would be. incase you ever thought to try... so why are you here?"

Anders: exploring

"Hm, well we'd rather you stayed somewhere we can keep an eye on you, there's a lot of stuff around that could kill you"

"If they did then we'd be outta your hair"

*he chuckles* "but imagine the mess, what if you fall into a turbofan? I'd be scraping jelified bone off the blades for hours"

"Why, you aint a cleaning servitor"

OOC: How damaging is a blast pistol?

"Wouldn't let a damn cleaning servitor near her, they always break things, chip the blades, it's like you've flown though a warzone by the time they're done"

Ooc: a blast pistol is an eldar weapon isn't it??

OOC same name, different weapon
6" str6 ap6 twin linked gets hot
so its pretty strong for a pistol
IC "We get it, avoid yer girlfriend over here"

"If pyriel or lance gives the go ahead, I'll probably be the one to transport you to the surface, since the other boys are on alert, or out running flights"

"girlfriend? I've got a wife mate."

"Why aint you down there? and....not gonna question that"

"Not got a full crew, need a copilot, and a gunner, preferably, don't really trust servitor gunners, they're terrible shots"

"So until a copilot pops out of the blue, I'm grounded"

OOC: Can we shoot him?

"I did say I've trained with multiple warships and planes. How hard can yours be?"

Ooc: it probably won't kill him, and they won't be so courteous to someone who killed one of their brothers. ie, shoot you down when you try to escape.

"It's a vtol aircraft, so, pretty damn tricky, plus this amount of thrust is hard to control"

OOC I doubt these two want to kill him.
Also better off stealing a kharybdis pod
its got some auto pilot

"VTOL aren't that hard, anyway we had best get going"

"I'll vox tyron for you, tell him where you're at"

"Okay"

"Go for it"
*He walks off toward the Drop Pod bay*

anders follows

*Once they find it and enter, Lucius closes and locks the door*

"So what's the plan?"

"Steal a drop pod, launch said drop pod, fly over the enemy LZ, and then crash behind friendly lines"

"Fly? so....a kharybdis?"

"I guess"

"alrighty!"

*Onward to the Kharybdis!*

*indeedydo*

OOC. ...okay, bush, da hell is that avatar.... whats with all the anime avatars lately?!

Also,
Sister: "You could help me with IT lessons, you know..."
Me: "Whaddayawant? Programming?"
Sister: "eeeeh... information protection"
Me: "Alrighty, shall we jump right into 256 bit assymetric hash cryptography, or start with something simpler like the Caesar encription?"
Sister: ".....erm.... downloading files"
Me: "...........right click, save file..."


I also just brutally team slaughtered a friendly in WarThunder Sim battle.... as in, methodically taking him apart from behind... it was rather well done, if i do say so myself.... i noticed that we were of the same nationality vehiclewise, but it didnt register that that guarantees that we are on the same team in Sim battle mode....
i was so ashamed, i just quit the whole game for today....

*A servitor trudges over, with a slack jaw expression and blinking red eye. it speaks in a modulated robotic tone* "Drop Coordinates please."

OOC I was wondering that, why is everyone going full weeb

OOC I didnt choose the stug life
the stug life chose me

OOC: I'm still buff and manly

OOC for the reference, I'll accept yours gorath

OOC: Girls und panzer has nice music, that is all i have to add... also a stug is not that strong, A maus is heavy

OOC battles were ok but the rest was pure autism

OOC: "Hey these grills drive the tenks its cool ayy lmao"