The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others)

CM: Understandable

Lir: .....youre a bit harsh on them.... Although yes, i would not be pleased at all...

Adriel: "I trust eldar less than I trust orks."

Lir: Orks are simple... eldar are complicated... and deceitful, usually...

Adriel: "Usually is an understatement"

Lir: at any rate, we are done here for now... shall we resume what we were doing?

adriel: "Of course, and hope that someone doesn't decide to piss me off more."

Lir: *opens warp rift* ...you are quite irritated...

Adriel: *Steps through* "yes i fuckin am."

Lir: *emergence on random demon world* ......Well ,they could be useful

Adriel: "As useful as a hole in my head."

Lir: I get the impression that you have some prejudice against eldar...

Adriel: "They are eldar, isn't that reason enough?"

Lir: ......so are our worshippers on the exodite world

Adriel: "And i like them?"

Lir: .....wow...

Adriel: "They haven't exactly endeared themselves to me."

Lir: Well, at any rate.... *spreads arms out* What do you think of the place?
*they are standing inside a giant bog of rot and disease...*

*in the middle of looking for documents, Amo has a stroke of inspiration from one of his books... He then immediately opens a gateway to Kisaki's chambers...*
Amo: ....Kisaki, you in here?

her giant form rises from the hive and looms over him, "when am I not?"

Amo: ......point taken. Okay, what have you been up to recently?

"securing the suspect, mending the Webway, my own little projects"

Amo: ......wait, you figured out how to fix the webway? didnt think anyone out there still has the know-how....

"I'm forcing the compliance of a bonesinger to complete the task, at least until I understand how to do it myself"

Amo: ...........you are my best project in ages...

"noted"
her tail gently writhes through the air

Amo: ....well, at any rate, I have had a masterstroke of brilliance recently... Say, do you know what demon princes are?

"a culmination of a material entity and the Warp, a process that includes a transplant of their soul with the Warp's power"

Amo:...eh, close enough... more importantly, able to shape and traverse the warp practically at will... Now, tell me.... would you like to be one...?

"that is... debatable. quite debatable"

Amo: Oh, how so? Obviously not as a servant of any of the gods, mind you

"I'd be giving up order for anarchy, and adopting a realm into me that we as a species normally repulse"

Amo: Well, true enough, in a sense. On the other hand, you are already experimenting with warp hybrids, no? Besides, the possibilities are quite literally limitless. Being able to weave DNA that right now is utterly impossible, is not out of the realms of possibility in the slightest. Heh, you could even get your own demon world... or bug world, in this case, where the laws of reality themselves obey nothing but your will...

one of her clawed hands taps against her chin, "still, what is this process, there must be a process to attain this power"

Amo: Oh, yes. Normally, one would have to seek great favor for ones chosen chaos god., whereupon the god may either turn the aspiring champöion into a chaos spawn and eat its soul, or a demon prince. During the process, said god invests a not insignificant amount of power into the creation. Now, in our case, that is obviously not an option. Therefore, we would be....."appropriating" a world containing...lets say.... a few....dozen billion souls, capturing said souls, and feeding their power into you... sort of...among other arcane rituals I would do...

"is that the closest you can get it to?"

Amo: ........you have a better idea?

"with such short notice to think on this... no"
her clawed hand drifts back down

Amo: .....actually.... I do have an idea.... to increase the effect even further... You see, the reason you tyranids are not the most powerful deities is simple: Your masses are not actually sentient... If they were, and would be worshipping the hivemind, or the queens or whatever, you would probably have enough power to squash the gods... that would obviously leave to other issues, but anyway... what if, you got yourself a few dozen worlds as a test afterwards... with billions and billions of humans on them hailing you as... i dont know... Mother of Beasts, you would be pretty much stabilised as some deity of the swarm... like.. mother of all or something.. and thus be pretty much safe from the chaotic influences of the warp... like Khorne is not really likely to start planting flowers because everyone thinks of him as a bloody maniac...

she seems quick to think on this
"so an illusion that start's as tales from witnesses attesting to some great beast that stalks through the wilderness?"

Amo: More like some great god-beast ruling over the swarm of monsters roaming the land... maybe even encourage the rumours... This is genius! Dropping some nids on planets, they go undercover, maybe even become part of folklore, and somehow, possibly through some more subtle biomorfs, spreading the rumours of the mother of all beasts... and all the while, all those rumours and fears feeding you power! That is even better than what I was thinking of! Hell, if enough believe that you can instantly spawn a hundred bio-titans, you probably will be able to at some point! I love this addition to my idea!

"this idea of course bears the price of my true forming roaming around, some under-defended planets will do"

Amo: Well, that, or just make some duplicates that just look and feel like it... if the opponent think you have 4 aces, you dont actually need to have any... besides, at that point you will be practically immortal anyway....

the queen's head tilts over to glance at the inactive copy of her, still waiting for a conscious transfer

Amo: I mean basically drones that look like you, not actual yous....

"hm, this could take some time to gestate"

Amo: I meant later. You can do this after ascension. It should barely take any time then. the question is, wether or not you actually want to do it

"as strange as the idea is, I'll go along with it"

Amo: ...excellent... Ah, im pretty sure you are my favourite project in bloody ages... You are actually thinking on stuff, unlike most... initiative to repair the webway? havent seen something like that in thousands of years! Alright, have any planets on your list that have...say... a hundred billion humans? possibly a hive world?

"my scouting of the Webway has revealed such worlds, time is the only factor hindering us, along with the damage the Webway has sustained"

Amo: Ah, but you are repairing that.... well, it will take a long while, but you have already achieved more than all the eldar combined in 10 millenia... if only i saw their faces when they realize.... well, anyway... Pick such a world as you like, scout it out, the usual things. This time however, mere slaughter will not be enough.... that would just feed khorne, probably.... I will have something special prepared... .on what magnitude do you usually deploy organisms for a hive world?