The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others)

Cyra: "my Dear, where would you like to begin?"

Elise: *shaking it off, although in a rather obvious fashion* ...right... hmmm....actually, i dont know... did not think this far ahead... usually, i would just go out and hunt heretics, but at this point, i am quite certain that i would just encounter some agents of yours again...

Cyra: "I did offer you a meal, did i not?"

Elise: Oh, that. I dread to think what concoction awaits, but let us advance..... speaking of... *hands over bottle that she totally had on her so far* complimentary gift wine.

Cyra: "How thoughtful" 
*She takes the bottle, and reads the label*

Elise: nobility, if you recall. That is high class amasec i selected from my personal stocks a few years back... Didnt exsctly expect it to end up like this though...

Cyra: "It'll go well with our meal, I'm sure."

Elise: that depends, obviously...

Cyra: "Given that i haven't made the meal as of yet, it will... Tell me dear elise... what is it you desire?"

Elise: Well, how about eating you?
*roll for shock value!*

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Cyra: "Remember what i said about the first date my dear?" *Wry smile*

Elise: .....well...that did not have the desired effect...

Cyra: "Trying to shock me dear?" *winks*"I'd quite like that."

Elise: ...........bloody masochist...

Cyra: "You don't quite understand innuendo, do you?"

Elise: I do, but i am determined to not go along with them...

Cyra: "Spoilsport...."

Elise: Your salty tears give me power after all...

Cyra: "Having never drunk them... i honestly couldn't tell you the flavour."

Elise: Oh, they are salty alright... i could feel it through lightyears of distance...

Cyra: "I have not cried in quite some time. And even then it was in joy."

Elise: .....If i did not know better, i would think that you are trying to countertroll me...

Cyra: "Would i tease you dearest?"

Elise: ....yes.... yes you would...

Cyra: "Yes... yes i would. But in a very different way."

Elise: Oh, i am certain of that.... You must have soooo many ideas for it...

Cyra: "You know me to well dear. I have many ideas."

Elise: Yeah yeah... now, about this meal...

Cyra: "I did ask what you wanted."

Elise: No preference. I was raised to be courteous even if I hated what i had to eat when visiting... tends to dull pickiness quickly in a child...

Cyra: "Surely you must have a favourite dish?"

Elise: Nothing in particular... I d like moderately spicy stuff if that helps... then again, will i be sitting around for several hours while you do it?

Cyra: "Am i, or am i not a hugely powerful psychic?"

Elise: ......are you saying that you invested time and effort into instant cooking? What are you, a housewife-to-be? Is it Rafael, or someone else?

Cyra: "Conjuration is a very transferable skill."

Elise: So no cooking at all, but an MRE ration?

Cyra: "I can cook, but if you want it quickly, conjuration it is."

Elise: Eh, just go ahead...

*She leads her towards a grand dining room, Elise begins to notice... Besides her time spent dragging her eyes away from Cyra's swaying hips, that she has yet to see any staff, in this gigantic building.*

Elise. .....afraid of being found out by servants?

Cyra: "They just clutter up the place, I have a few very good ones, instead of an army of incompetents."

Elise: riiiight..... Then having a whole castle is pointless.... their purpose is literally to show off....

Cyra: "Do i need to show off, Elise?"

Elise: I dont know. If you dont, why bother having a castle? Who wants a castle if not to show off? All I need is to have to run 50 meters every time i need to use the toilet or have a drink...

Cyra: "Every good palace has a smaller, self contained living space within it. Of course, such mortal concerns are somewhat immaterial to me. The reason i keep this place, is i like the atmosphere. Long hallways and high ceilings have such a mysterious feeling, don't they?"

Elise: .......They are pretty good at dissipating shockwaves and storing collections....

Cyra: "Oh come now, surely you feel the atmosphere of the place? Grand, regal, a place of power."

Elise: Obviously, but what is the point if you have no one to awe?

Cyra: "I have plenty of visitors. Running a planet, i can't stay locked up in here alone all the time."