Consortium plotline... because why not...

GuP?

OOC. Girls und Panzer

oh....

Ooc. Yeah... Tank accidentally finds the enemy command tank(and is facing its side). Course of action?
A) shoot the paper side armor of the sherman and win the match
B) start running, showing the sherman your even thinner back

You have one guess which option they chose...
And chasing the enemy command tank blindly into a trap thats more obvious than a very obvious trap... Its like World of Tanks in anime...

B) by any chance?

Ooc. You, sir, must be the top of your class.

Also, i must take back my earlier statement. In WoT, the enemy is just as stupid as your team.... They dont have the mental capacity to lay such a trap...

ah

Ooc. This guy is a genius...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLscXyIP4c8

Not only did he invent a super simple planet destruction device, he also managed to accelerate a capsule to 8 times light speed... Einstein would be proud and mortified...

"Right then, the XV9-05 is set, I need something to test it, a mission of sorts, any ideas tin can?"

OOC: well iirc that scene correctly, that specific tank is unable to penetrate the side armour on a Sherman. Quite frankly that tank is near useless

Ooc. Any chance that Arkais is still here? O.o

And wookie, i would still have fired off a shot at least. They would have lost negligible time, and they might have penetrated. There are always weak spots in tank armor. If nothing else, the meeting of the turret and the hull.

OOC. ...seriously, Sniper Elite is just shit...
it supposedly has superb stealth mechanics... so i blow up an officer and his men with dynamite(by igniting said dynamite, which is ridiculous... dynamite needs a primer explosive to detonate...), people hear the explosion, see the mangled bodies, start looking around because they suspect that it might be the work of an infiltrator... they dont even sound the fucking alarm... and when they cant find me, everything returns to normal... people are dieing around you and you just retrn to your normal patrols because you cant find the guy whos doing it...

now lets see how this would roughly go down IRL...

People notice that other people are being killed. the entire fucking camp erupts like an angry wasp hive... the infiltrator will most likely be killed... the end...

seriously, its so fucking annoyingly irrealistic that im rather bored as fuck than play it....

and of course, the classic: rock flies past guards face. instead of investigating where it came from, he goes over to where it landed and starts looking around for danger...

OOC: Dude, download the game chapter master, download link on 1d4chan.

OOC: still here...? o.O

yes

OOC. dont tell me youre arkais too...

oh you were talking to him
*walks away and cries in the corner*

Why would you even think that i was talking to you when you havent even wrote a single comment today, nor have i tried to communicate with you before, and that line implies that i have communicated with the target before.
if this is another one of your alteregos, and you fucked up, tell me now, and i will only be moderately angry...

trust me. it's not. the best peice of evidence being arkais' steam account, when berric n such don't have em

trust me. it's not. the best peice of evidence being arkais' steam account, when berric n such don't have em

Well... He sure wasnt here for long...

he's on steam right now.

Well, im still waiting for him here... Cant exactly contact him on steam from my phone

you know steam has an app right?

Didnt really want to.... cooperate with my requests when i attempted to use it

ah

Ooc. .......fuuuuuu~uuuuck....
Are you familiar with Fullmetal Alchemist lore?

ish

I think i just figured out where alchemy comes from... Totally by accident... I was drinking, and suddenly something clicked inside my head, the pieces came together, and i realised... I think... The bad guy is the source of all alchemy... At least that country's version of it...

ah

Yeah... So theyre pretty screwed if they wanna fight him, as has been demonstrated in the past...

buggery

I wonder how this will end ... Truly, the kind of story i like...

*prepares spoiler presentation*

*bans you for 2 days to ensure he can watch the remaining episodes in peace.... Also, your favourite GoT characters gonna die*

*most of my favorite GOt characters are already dead. so suck it*

OOC: You guys are niggers.

OOC racist

OOC: would it not only be racist if we had a darker skin tone?
(You will not believe how 'thin-skinned' people are)

I am a strong independent black woman

Ooc. Actually, i do have a darker than usual skin tone... Not much... And definitely not in the summer, but still...
So should i be insulted now? O.o

"Right then, the XV9-05 is set, I need something to test it, a mission of sorts, any ideas tin can?"

Ravenor: Of course, meatbag. If you head down to the newly appointed barracks, you should encounter someone who can help you with crashtesting you...

OOC: I don't think you should be, the British are so hooked on racism that they've even started trying to stop Tottenham fans from referring to themselves as 'yids'.
How the fuck is referring to yourself as something racist?

Basically unless it is actual spoken in a condescending or antagonistic tone you shouldn't be offended IMO.


Different topic but how is full metal alchemist?

The promised day is very close... I wonder how theyll solve the problem...

On an unrelated note, i am being considered stupid for not trying my damn best to provide my sisters tablet with emoji capabilities...

Ffs arkais...

OOC: mwhahaha

真の幸福は遊戯王がクソたわごとであったことを発見される

Yu-Gi-Oh is fucking awesome!

あなたは、遊戯王Zexalは番組全体のたわごとを呼び出すことが良い場合であり、他にも、ルールはでたらめだった知っている
唯一の良いシーズンは戦いの都市でした

I stopped watching the anime after they ended the original series

and you didnt even reply to the IC comment, arkais....shame on you...