Consortium plotline... because why not...

OOC: .....well, its not like the space-deadpool wouldn't be silent and deadly like dog-farts while advancing to space-mechs anyway!

Ooc. ....well, its not like sound carries in space anyway!

OOC: .....well, its not like space-deadpool wouldn't slay space-mechs easier anyway!

"Yet, it didn't do all the damage you needed it to do, my optics are the only affected part of my suit...None the less, I concede, my suit needs repairing."

???: a wise decision, though false assumption... System override, authorization LiTrU 02.74.61.17:21.01, initiate full shutdown immediately...

/His optics and other damaged systems quickly return to normal/

OOC: I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND REPLACE IT WITH MY OWN!

OOC. you scandalous fiend! that is a quote from the great Adam Savage!
also, i prefer: "Reality is an opinion. Mine, happens to differ from yours" - No idea who

OOC. ....i catch an enemy spy in my city and he dies in the process.... their response:
"You killed one of my special agents. those are very... expensive to train..."

.......well, excuse me...


Edit: since then, i caught like 4 of his spies in my cities, and always overlooked it, and he was really "thankful" for my generosity.... i also lent him a shitton of resources on "favor" basis.... and now he catches a single one of my spies observing his scientific progress and storms into my office screaming "how dare you?!".....


Edit 2: .....okay, this is just getting ridiculous.... he offers me a deal: i give him a ton of cash, and he owes me a dozen favors. im rich as fuck, so i accept. then he says that the deal is not acceptable at all, and i should make a better offer....
....i mean seriously? i own half the planet, only my lack of will to do so prevents me from conquering it all, but nothing prevents me from pumping your territory full of lethal gas that kills you and heals me.... or i could just unleash my pet zergs at you... are you sure you want to mess with me?!

holy shit people actually posted here

OOC. i was just following the scent of the wild Ar'Kais and ended up here!

also: i send my spies to other factions and theyre just like "....want a pet zerg and biosuits?", and half their military is like "/look each other in the eye/.... hellyea..." and joins me.... i mean who wouldnt want to charge into battle on tank-strentgh alien companions, encased in bio-armor, and wielding lance-gun thingies?!
they charge enemy tanks and the momentum just carries them onwards to the city said tanks were defending!

Edit: .....i see that my friend(who just denounced me for absolutely no reason whatsoever) is planning to settle in a small strip of land. this action would cut my land connections in half. i ask him not to settle near me. he agrees. the next turn, he settles a colony 2 hexes from my borders......
but they call me completely untrustworthy if i buy a hex of space after i said i wnt buy all the territory near them....

Ooc. .....this level of stupidity astounds me...
I ordered a worker to build a road between 4 hexes. Theres a straight line of passable terrain between them... 10 turns later it tells me that it got stuck.... And i see that instead of the straight line, it tried to build a road halfway across the world...

.........
The pinnacle of genetical engineering...