Hive warfare.

Necron flayed one comes to attack
Marine crushes its head and throws it aside.

Necron gets back up and rips the marine in half

Necrons??? OP???? Whatever do you mean?

Necron flayed one appears, gets rekt by massed rail gun fire

You know

Weapons which strip down matter, meaning something without power armour is gonna get rekt instantly

Then you have the fact of monoliths which can level entire hab blocks

Ap 5

Rail gun > Guass flayer

I'll be back in a bit eating dinner(breakfast)

In canon a gauss flayer (No joke this happened to black templars) can strip down the matter of a land raider (Not lying)

Everything apart from scions>tau

Yeah pretty much, the necrons are the colossal oh shit for the galaxy. They have the ability to blow up stars, they only don't do it because it isn't honourable

Yeh, they have a massive super powerful device (This is canon) Where its a holo map of every single star in the universe, destroy a star in the holo map and the star implodes

Yep, and doomsday cannons can punch straight through titans :p

Yess

Basically the only hope is that a) the emperor returns at exactly the same time as the silent king and they have a jolly good chin wag and decide to go fuck up chaos together or b) the necrons end up fighting the tyranids all out

I mean, the tyranids will loose, but it'd buy the universe some time

The tyranids don't like fighting necrons because they have no biomass to melt down

But the necrons looooovvvveeee fighting tyranids, they're the most vibrant, living, psychicly charged things around, and guess what necrons hate?

Exactly that

Fun fact

In nevada USA theres a place called the jackass plains

Surprising to no one, its America

'MURICA

IC: "silence isn't the best option right now, so answer the question"

"Why you guys here, I got told to go here y'see."

"I don't give a fuck, guns down, then i might listen to your bullshit"

"Don't ave any guns, only this baton."

I pull out the baton and lay it on the floor. Remember, my guns are concealed.

*gestures with gun* "take off the coat"

I take it off, revealing a mud stained white t-shirt.

"Who told you?"

*she looks at him carefully, trying to see any other weapons*
OOC: roll against for stealth or something

The member 'Captain Raeven' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd20' : 11

Will, you need to roll higher than 11.

Fate wrote:

The member 'Captain Raeven' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd20' : 11

"Well, I was sent here by this tall slim dude, saved my life then sent me packin."

The member 'Ortus' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd20' : 17

"Wearing a suit with a cane?"

"Soooo, he sent us some lackeys max. How nice of him"

" 'twas certainly thoughtful"

"So, start talking lads, what skills do you offer to me? If you aren't useful, well kill you and dump your body down the nearest waste chute, if you are, welcome to the gang"

*I look to Akira* "Very tact darling"

*I take a step forward*

"You lucky chaps have been sent to us, in the hopes that you'll accept our gracious offer of aiding us in the formation of a gang. There'll be a free bed, a cut of all the earnings, and lots of other goodies, the only catch....you'll have to work with us, could mean that you may need to trust us and also that you don't kill us in our sleep.
So whadaya say?
I should point out that anything other than a yes will result in your untimely demise"

/my mind\ HAS NO ONE HEARD OF WASHING THEIR FUCKING CLOTHES!!!!!

"...Yes... sure, why not... the only skills I can offer though man is survivin."

"Welcome to the family! Though you are gonna have to show me your weapons...that's an arbite's baton, no one just takes the baton"

OOC: I have to go shopping so I'll be back later

*mimes a kiss at max* "darling, so cute. He has a point, and besides, you aren't much use to us without a gun"

OOC: Mother found the eyebrow place so I've got 5 mins free

"C'mon out with it!"

*looks at Akira*
"So do you really think I'm cute?"

"don't get any ideas max... but... kinda..."

I draw 2 pistols from my leg holsters.

"Here ya go, and stop with that stupid shit."

*points revolver* "guns on the floor, and shut up, i'll do what i want"

Points both guns towards you.

"You're outgunned, so you should be droppin the gun, ma'am. But I don't wantcha too, we're all friends now, aren't we?"

*jerks her head to max* "outgunned? using a pair of autopistols you couldnt hit a barn from inside"

"and this, is a big fucking gun"

OOC: I was imagining something like this as her gun" /> I like slab sided pistols, they're so pretty

sorry its huge

OOC looks awesome.

IC
"Yeah, i aint droppin em. But we're all friends, kay? i was done sent here to join yo guys. Not get shot by ya or shoot ya."