Expanded Beginnings

and were Calton to look in the direction of the door he entered from....he'd see A wounded Kharr and a pissed off Geth Prime, both of whom are pouring fire into the collectors

OOC: Yes, Wookie...Oh yes..........

IC: *Calton's surprised at this but is at least happy to see Kharr's alive. Doesn't look like the Collectors will last much longer....but then Calton notices an abomination creeping up behind Sev and Celi....Without thinking, he charges it, tackles it the floor, stabs it with his knife....and can't escape the blast in time. Doesn't help the creature was close to live Collector munitions.*

OOC: And now I must sleep. Night guys.

OOC: I'm afraid now

*is watching the new ginger engineer calibrate the main guns*

Celi: *coughing* Calton! *kharr gets over to him*

*Yeah....to say the blast did a lot of damage to him and the surrounding area is an understatement....If he's still alive, that in of itself is a miracle.*

Kharr applies medigel
lots of it

*Well, that helps the external bleeding to some extent. Doesn't help the internal bleeding, or the numerous breaches in his suit....Yeah, he's comatose.*

Celi goes over to him, hoping he's awake
"No, nononono don't be dead, don't be dead PLEASE dont be dead!!"

*He's not awake...but he's not quite dead either. He's in a shock and blood loss induced coma.*

sev quickly applies medigel disinfectant and omnigel

she's trembling a bit....and has frozen up

*GET HIM TO THE FREAKING MEDBAY!!! FIRST AID AIN'T GONNA SAVE HIS LIFE AT THIS POINT!! Anyway...Johnson comes over...*

Johnson: Shit...*points to two of his marines* You two, get him to the medbay on the double. MOVE DAMN IT!! *They do so. Johnson puts his hand on Celi's shoulder.* Hey...calm down. He's going to be alright.

she's still trembling, and kharr's limping while the geth prime makes mincemeat of the remaining collectors

he picks him up and tries to get him to the med bay

*Johnson helps her up.*

Johnson: Hey, hey look at me. He's going to be fine! I've seen men take a lot worse and survive.

OOC: what the hell?! why is Arken here now?!

....also.... *launches new RPGish game...... like 30 mins later:*
YES! i have passed the character creation screen!

OOC: Cause I was awake and decide to get some RPing done before going downtown for a pancake breakfast.

she nods but is still trembling like fuck

Johnson: Come on. Let's get the docs to check you out. I'm sure you're friend will be fine.

sev gets him to the infirmary

Kharr limps over as the prime finishes off the geth

OOC. .....hahhhahhahahahaaa.....
i tried looking for a character sheet so i pressed C and disguised myself as a bush in the m iddle of nothing, you know, cartoon style XD
man, i hope there will be a cardboard box or three in there too....
i like game already... the only thing that is slightly bothering me is that i roleplay both main characters in conversations so im kind of talking to myself

OOC: What game is that, Naz?

IC:

Johnson *whispering to Kharr*: Look, I don't think she'll listen to me. Can you talk her into going the medbay? You both need it.

"She'll come dont worry. she's just....in shock."

OOC: Divinity: Original Sin

OOC: Heard that was a great game.

IC:

Johnson: I know, but it isn't good for her to just stand there.

OOC. seems to be really good.... man, even the torches and braziers have levels(though its all ???, so guess they are some super high level elemental mobs that dont even notice scrubs like me) and and can be interacted with.... its gonna be so time consuming to loot everything in this game XD
even more so than skyrim

OOC: Oh dear....sounds like a massive time sink...Please, say no more. I don't want to get dragged into it.

And be back later people. See ya.

OOC: i shall say more!
its very humorous! there are even books in it, better than those in sykrim!

Crafting and Cooking with Maradino

Part I: The Bachelor’s Guide to Crafting

"Because girls 'll put ribbons 'n' bows on your clubs 'n' axes!”
Maradino the All-knowing

Whether you're lost in a metropolis or the untrodden wilds, a proper bachelor can craft all he needs to survive an ore ambush or a singles ball!
Let's have a look at some of Maradino's classics:
A good arrow starts with its shaft. You can make your own arrow shafts out of any tree branch. All it takes is a knife. Then create your own special arrowheads to really surprise the enemy, but we'll leave that for another chapter.
If you think a dagger takes you too up close and personal to an ugly enemy's face, try sticking it at the end of a tree branch so you can poke him from a bit of a distance. If you're not the stabbing type, glue two branches together and you've got yourself a staff!

Part II: The Bachelor's Guide to Cooking

"Because girls' dishes take ages and come with too many vegetables!"
Maradino the All-perceiving

Prepare yourself for the most versatile dish around, one that I have dubbed the Cysealian Pie! All you need is a wheel of dough and whatever toppings take your fancy. Flesh, fish or those funny mushrooms? Yours is the choice!
Urban bachelors: prepare your pie and slide it in the oven!
Feral bachelors: prepare your pie and heat it over a low fire.*
You can’t go amiss with a Cyselian Pie,
the Ultimate Bachelor Sustenance!
(* The delicious smell may attract hungry, savage creatures. Maradino cannot be held responsible for the death of pie-baking feral bachelors.)
Here are some of Maradino's favourites:
First off, prepare your dough. All it takes is some flour and water.
This is your base ingredient for bread, but you can turn it into cheese bread dough (with cheese), or Cysealian Pie dough (with fish), or even a pizza (with pizza sauce). To make pizza sauce, just smash a tomato. With a hammer for all I care! Ha!

he nods. 
Celi follows but wont move from with calton so she'll follow whoever's got him
she's holding his hand

*Eventually they get to the medbay. Calton is taken to the intensive care unit. It's amazing someone with so many tubes in them could be alive.*

ooc um well sev carried him there 10 posts ago buuuut everyone ignored me

OOC: Honestly, I was just rolling with things cause Gorath ignored the fact that Johnson had two of his marines carry Calton to the medbay before that.

OOC. ...............dont you just hate it when some douche forgets to put *spoiler* into his comment and just betrays a major plot point for a show youre still waiting for the next season of....?
.......yeah.... the only way to be sure is to never go on the internet..... that'll be for the best....

OOC: Indeed.

OOC. now then, i shall take my leave for a while...
here, have some farewell gifts... apaprently im going to be raped to death on the eiffell tower by picachu....

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

celi's still by his side, holding his hand
flat out refusing to move from there

*Unfortunately, the doctors force her to leave so they can operate. Outside the room, Johnson is waiting for her.*

Johnson: How you holding up?

she doesn't answer. she just shakes her head. her arms are crossed close to her chest and is trembling

*Johnson puts his hand on her shoulder.*

Johnson: Hey, we got him to the medbay in time. He'll been fine. Just let the doctors do their job and he'll be back on his feet.

she nods

Johnson: Look, if you want to be alone...just say so.

she shakes her head

Johnson: Alright. *He sits down on a nearby chair.*

she also sits down
she's almost hyperventilating
but not quite

Johnson: Hey, calm down. You're not helping yourself by getting so worked up.

she looks up at him
he can see behind the mask she's fucking crying her eyes out

*He puts his hand on her shoulder.*

Johnson: Hey, don't cry. I don't think you're friend would want to see you like this.

"Its my fault...."

Johnson: How is it your fault?

"He was trying to save me"