New fantasy type thing

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/if-square-enix-designed-star-wars/1100-6426256/?ftag=YHRe6a6b70

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OOC: hey bush,...../smug face/......movie graphics quality WT ground forces battles with 40 FPS at worse....

OOC: -_- how much?

Think I get 60 at worse with movie graphical settings
Warthunder be a good game either way, working towards my second stug

*jealous*

sorry guys, i get 120 :P gots me a rather beastly rig

It'll run Crysis 3 on full graphics settings at 60fps

and yet you never tell me what your steam name is so we cna't play together

Grumble grumble..

:/ and I'm just here, on my cheap little laptop that can't run minecraft

Do you wish to know my steam name? I shall lay out a riddle... a tank, named after the method of a careful hunter, in a language not English... once you find this tank, i shall tell you the change to it that makes my name

these hurdles must be performed to keep out the riff raff

Couldn't you just PM your name on there?

"Was Immer."
*Once again, he leads you to the king's hall, through gardens, balconies and hallways*
"Ihre Waffen."

OOC: Jaeger?

Himfea, waiting on you to make your character now in killteam with the equipment and gliven..or did you already do that?

I'm too lazy to do that... Hold on, on my way.

*he hands over his sabres*

*He hands them to another guard*

No, the name of a tank, German tank... Tank destroyer.

*he hands over his sword, then raises his arms so they can search him for the numerous other weapons, some of which are hidden to avoid just that"

Sturmgeschutz?
Jagdpanther?
Jagdtiger?

*facepalm* hetzer boy heter, it means baiter in German. My steam name is Hezed

Ohh the Hetzer!

1944, Panzerkampfwagon 2 chassis?

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198043127704/

Raeven that is le me

Now add me or fear my wrath

*They take all the weapon that they could find*
*They let them in*
*King Hanzel scratches his beard and speaks*
"What made you visit twice a day? I don't believe that you have changed thine mind either."

"Well dumbass over here just got robbed... By a certain member of your staff"

raeven can you add me when possible because I can't actually find you on there

OOC: There's lots of 'Heze' but no Hezed

"Yes call me a dumb arse, see what happens"

All righty then , tomorrow

*raises eyebrow* "what are you going to do, lordling?"

Danke

Wait he's wearing a helmet crap

*In a dead language that Durzo understands*
"It's an act, not looking craven is a big thing amongst the nobility"

*English*
"Remember that I have first watch"

"Now, hold on there... Who actually robbed you?

"A shadow sworn. Bearing a tatoo of your emblem" *he points at a tapestry with a highly embellished key"

"And I have first pushing you off a balcony"
*dead language* "not dying is a big thing among assassins"

"My rifle still needs calibrating, you'd make a perfect target"
*dead language* "I'm not gonna kill you because you called me a dumbarse, if I was like that most of the ruling class wouldn't exist"

*sigh* "not in front of the king, we're here for a reason"

*King gets panicked-hasty*
"What was he like? Or was it a woman?"

"She, wearing a dress, very attractive... I'm just saying king... Whatever it is... I know about a good 90% of all shadowsworn, we're pretty rare, how you kept one so powerful hidden is impressive..."

"Female, Brown hair, *describes her*

OOC: now describe gorgeous, cos I prefer small breasts

THANKYOU FOR THE INFORMATION BUSH I WANTED TO KNOW

Heh

Tempted to join in with a horrible magic mutant thing..but I wanted to go as spooky dude who stabs you in the back constantly but those seem to be in surplus around here...Hermm...

Wait did someone mention my trigger word?

Is your trigger word breasts? No? Then no we didn't

No backstabbing yet, just standard assholery banter

OOC: would you prefer I said that when considering a female humans physical form, I take into consideration the size of their mammary glands. With a preference for ones that are not overly pronounced?

That's worse, far worse

Jesus bush
Stop with the science



Also, I am litterally going to copy and paste mine and bushwookies steam chat for reference

Comrade kitten: im tempted to rejoin in ze fantasy thread with a wierd magic mutant dude
Comrade kitten: who's been mutated with magic
Sir Bushwookie: oh that could be good
Comrade kitten: thinking along the lines of a daemonic appearance, red skin, litteral black eyes (Not just the pupils, black eyes all around) Horns, wings...
Sir Bushwookie: so flying darth maul


You heard it here folks

You lot best be ready for flying darth maul

Oh shot son

*shit