New fantasy type thing

*shit

Where are your gods now?

Don't worry..we will got on as the best of friends raeven..I won't try to devour your soul...No seriously I won't

Well, my guy will either see yours as an abomination that must be killed, or a pree cool guy

Why can I imagine someone walking in and its just gonna be the 2 characters just sitting back and taking copious amounts of intoxicants and narcotics

*Hanzel drops the goblet that he was holding*
"Everybody, get out!.."
"Except you two.

"Oh, recognised me finally? Realised what I am?"

Ooc. Yo, peasantry. Im on my work break. Im flooded with PMs regarding the troll... I shall deal with the vargas shitstorm tomorrow....i mean thats today already....
Spread the word, minions

So guys how do I do shit and appear. Reckon somehow you guys can get yourself into our bolevolant himfegs dudes dungeon

Glorious news lord fegatron

"I'm surprised you don't have a court mage"

*Everybody gets out of the room*
*Hanzel gets up, walks up and down in the hall*
"That whore... Either came back from hell or faked her own death... Yes, she was in my service, I am not going to explain how and why. She went rogue. Her name is Izabella Vissic. And she wants revenge. Do you know? Revenge is sweet. Especially for women. That is what makes her extra dangerous... Alright. I'll give you the informaiton about her that you need, you will get rid of him, and I will give your goddamn support. Fair enough?"

"And I have a court mage, more than one actually, they are just dressed to be undetectable."

We are now currently in the City of Kalesch, capital of Kingdom of Steichnia -they speak German- the industrial leader of te world. check out the wiki for a little bit more information.

http://teidorragh.wikia.com/wiki/Teidorragh_Wiki

You can either be someone who could help Raeven and Bush, or someone to stop them.

"You want me to hunt a shadow sworn? *laughs almost uncontrollably* you don't find a shadow sworn, they find you, if she wanted you dead you'd be dead. And you aught to fire your mages, they should have seen me for what I am the moment I waked in"

Perhaps lord..Hansel..or whatever his name is, sends my dude as sanctioned support after I got thrown in jail afteelr being found? Up to y'all

"You couldn't afford to pay me to go after her"

"Why does she want revenge?"

"They did, don't let the conflict between the science and magic thing fool you, there are many among us, and there will be. Also, even if she could enter this hall, she won't be able to get me with Shadowsworn talents."
*He uncovers his neck and shows a black jewel*
"This is a Shadedrinker."

"Why does she want revenge?"

"She went rogue, and I sentenced her to death. That's why.

And worry not, I know her weaknesses, which could make your hunt... ...affordable."

I'll take you out of jail to support them, if you get succeed you will be free.

"Weakness?"

Thankkksss himfea

"No, weaknesses. It is plural."

"Do tell"

"First: She will always attack you from the front, making you think that she is actually her illusion and the real her is behind you."

"That's a tactic not a weakness, but carry on"

"It will be her weakness if her tactic is known. Second: Touching her underarm will completely shock her."

".......her underarm? Were you two...."

OOC: you've been watching Scott pilgrim

Bush tell gorfev he has not yet removed the hue thread like he said he would

"Not me... ...But a man who has been in my service. He is also an another weakness of her."

Who is scott pilgrim?

"Okay, so what is his payment"
*gestures to Durzo*

OOC: it's a movie, one of the people he has to defeat has an orgasm if you touch beneath her knee

Himfea, is this man in your service going to be my guy by any chance (the dude you mentioned above)

OOC: you're an abomination, so no

Yup

IC:

"5 Thousand Mountain Steel Coins."

Just because I am a abomination doesn't mean I don't have feeling bush, that's just offensive.

you will be that guy

because fuck you bush

you are offensive

"Nice, and mine is?"

OOC: I've been playing Dragon Age Inquisition (good game!) Im imagining tour hut to be like the abominations from that

"A million Golden Talons."

"........alright, I'm good. But tell me, can I talk to Lady Toriana? We haven't spoken since my family was killed and I don't want her thinking I'm dead"

You compared him to Darth maul so he shall look like Darth maul, complete with lightning pew pew powers

"Hmph................ Okay. You have two minutes, go now."
*He calls for the guards outside*
"Wache! Bringt die Gefangenen, der sollte heute noch ausgeführt werden wurde."

Derp

You will make your enterance here, Kitten, you will be brought handcuffed to the king's hall, and your execution supposed to be today, so you need to be excited and curious about what is going to happen to you. And please speak German while talking to other Steichnians around.

"I have already told you, she went rogue. I'll say no more."

Can I call you king meine furher when talking?

"My steichnian was off, I thought you were referring to Toriana"
*he rushes off*

LOL

No, mein König