The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others)

*the fox sits down without even flinching, while Lir retreats behind a tree, the holy light quite uncomfortable for her*

*Adriel falls to his knees, hands on the floor* "More... damned... changes." *The golden glow begins to subside.*

*lir peeks out from behind her tree now that the light is no longer burning her quite so much*

*From adriels back, a pair of mottled gray wings, gently wave in the breeze. There is not a feather out of place*

Lir: .....talk about cliché... are you at least able to fly?

Adriel: "oh god this is not fun..."

Lir: How not so?

Adriel: "I HAVE A NEW PAIR OF LIMBS, THIS FEELS FUCKING STRANGE."

Lir: YOU CAN NOW FLY! STOP COMPLAINING!
*she focuses and a pair of armored drake wings erupt from her back*
Lir: dealing death and destruction from the air is fucking awesome...

Adriel: "I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FLY!"

Lir: Then learn it, fool....

Adriel: "For now, they're glorified decoration, i'll learn later. We have ork killing to do."

Lir: Obviously... Moving on...
/she resumes running.../


Ooc. Im kind of limited right now. Want to take control of the orjses?

OOC: Sure

*Just as she starts running, from in the trees something yells at the top of their lungs* "SNEAK ATTACK!" *And leaps at Lir, barrelling into her, and throwing her from her feet.*

/she slams tbe butt of her axe into the ground, gouging a path into it and stopping herself. With the same momentum, she gets on her feet and faces the attackers/

Ooc. Its the SM, isnt it?

OOC: No, what kind of SM yells sneak attack?

*There's noone there.*

Adriel: "What the bloody..."

???"KOMMANDDOOOSSS!" *Another figure leaps from the trees and smacks into adriel*

Ooc. .....japanese ones?
Ic.
/she starts wildly hacking around, demolishing the jungle around them.... Meanwhile, ariel notices that wherever the fox looks, he sees the foliage highlighted in spots by golden light./

Ooc. ....rae? Fae? Anyone?

OOC: Sorry, i had to do real people things

Adriel: *Begins throttling the ork who jumped on him, and accidentally cuts his head off, it is at this point he realises the gauntlet on his left hand has changed into a taloned  claw, finished in burnished silver.*

???: "Bloody 'ell boss! dat one looks roit proper angry"

Ooc. Bah. People... What a bunch of basterds...
Ic.
/which one? The angel of death, or the deforesting drake?/
Lir: /still deforesting the area/ COME OUT HERE AND FIGHT, YOU COWARDS!

??? *Orkish voices* "Oy boss, zog this, lets get outa ere!"

Adriel: *Tosses the headless body aside.* "Subtle, very subtle."

Ooc. Also, as in his fingers turned into claws?
Ic.
Lir: /dashes at the source of the orky voice with a sweep of her axe handle, intending to knock the ork down/

OOC: As in his gauntlets fingers are now bladed, with hooked eagle like talons

*Her axe embeds into a tree, and she hears scrambling footsteps as what sounds like a few of them run like hell*

Lir: STOP *she leaps into the air, carried aloft magically by her wings* RUNNING!
*she slams down at one of the bigger orks she spots,  trying to pin him to the ground*

The member 'Nazamroth' has done the following action : Challange Fate

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'd20' : 15

*she lands on the ork, planting a new mushroom into the soil of the jungle... *
Lir: And now... you are going to answer some questions...

Ork: "Alright! Alright, we'z was just avin some fun!"

Lir: Your fun, means a tedious search for me... I did not have fun.... you do not want to see me unamused, believe me, greenskin... Who is your warboss? where is he?

Ork: "Warboss smash'ead's at the fort, up in dem hills."

Lir: I am talking about the big boss, ork. The one in charge of all the orks on this world, not some little grunt of a field commander....

Ork: "Smash'ead is pretty big... The big boss left years ago."

Lir: *sigh* .....seems like I will have to go on a crusade if I want to see this through....

Adriel: "He's referring to Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka."

Lir: Good.... killing him should instill quite the impression on these savages... *looks back at the ork* ....is that not so, little whelp?

Ork: "Well, no'one knows where boss ghasghkull is, but if ye krump im... We'll i'd be impressed."

Lir: *wicked smile* .....krump? Ill make some nice home decoration out of him...

Ork: "You's gonna skin im? oh zog, yous proper 'ard"

Lir: Of course.... the future goddess of war.... *takes foot off of ork* ....now, little greenskin... go back to your "Smash'ead", and tell him that Liruxa Balagrine Ely'tira Zytriesh, the Drake is coming for them all... To give them a fight that will teach them fear...

Ork: "Well im proper 'fraid now... can you just fight 'im?"

Lir: Oh, i will... and any who stand in my way... Now, get going before i find a more adequate messenger...

Ork: "Alright boss, will do!"

*after he scampered off*
Lir: .....this is actually an even better idea... Hell, they might even crown me the new warboss, as little as they are worth...

OOC holy shit you added five pages worth while i wasn't looking cause notifications stopped....what did I miss?

OOC: hmmm.... since they got back to base, amo locked himself up in his workshop and made a new gun(a week has passed in the webway), is now having lunch with Kisaki because he forgot to nourish himself while working, and Lir and Ariel are off bashing ork skulls

OOC....the details of this ork nonesense?  gives me an idea

Adriel: "That... should be impossible, but you just managed to be orkish enough to scare an ork into calling you, boss."

Lir: good... no need to rush now then... slow and steady, and exterminate any and all they send against us, leave one alive to send the message back... and when we get to their camp, and brutally destroy that "Smash'ead of theirs..."

Adriel: "Would you like any help killing this warboss, or?"

Lir: that would be quite counterproductive, now wouldn't it? I intend to fight alone against however many minions he wants to send against me, and then smash him myself, gouge his eyes out with his own teeth, then impale his corpse on a spike in view of everyone....

Adriel: "I'll keep his minions off you as you fight, orks are rather partial to a duel, in any case."

Lir: No.... do not interfere... Overwhelming superiority is what needs to be demonstrated here...