Dark heresy

And I have robes

Hmmm, perhaps bush's outfit is so weird, that his opponents aim is ruined by just how stupid he looks?

10/10

10/10 made bush cry IGN.com

haha

Metal man can't try

Metal man had tear ducts removed

they got shot off

Lost em in nam

*War flashbacks*

*Seems naphalm burning down all those exodites

Warhammer 40k nam*

Lord General Noob: hey bethesda are having an e3 conference
Lord General Noob: do you know what this could mean?
Comrade kitten: Half life 3?
Lord General Noob: Not quite, but they could reveal Fallout 4m Elder Scrolls 6 or dishonored 2
Lord General Noob: Or so we hope
Comrade kitten: Or
Comrade kitten: OR
Comrade kitten: half life 3
Comrade kitten: I mean
Comrade kitten: E3
Comrade kitten: Yeh
Comrade kitten: Get rid of the E
Comrade kitten: The evidence is to stronk
Lord General Noob: THATS TRUE

ME talking with ortus

*warhammer 40k nam* "exterminatus inquisitor?" "why of course, i saw a tyranid down there!" "just one...?" "yes" "sooo, we destroy a planet to kill one tyranid?" "yep" ".... seems legit" *presses big red button of death*

"We must hit them harder"
*spins red button, pulls it out with a hiss of motors, and then hits it with all his force, making the universe explode*

*Marbo appears*

Everyone knows that marbos demolition charge uses controlled explosion of his chest hair to destroy things

Its the only logical assumption

but i thought that exterminatus torpedoes are just massive high explosive toasters?

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Anyway can we contiune I want to Chat up this lady Fep Go back to the mechanicum spire and Fuck a toaster Get some wick implants

Niiiccceee.... Cow, bush? Hello kiddies?

Oy screbs

Hello

Helloooooooooo

Ahah! The screb lords have arrived
Ic: *Vi turns to the arbite* "so, you seem to be in charge, what do we do? Blow this place or get sneaky?"

"Investigate, kill if necessary"

Everyone roll a d100 for fucked-ness

"He's not in charge, we usually agree on something"

The member 'Sir_BushWookie' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 92

The member 'Cowmun' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 8

I'm dead

Massive wankstain

The member 'Comrade Kitten' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 8

Lmfao

Hehehe

*my guy is ripped apart by a torrent of stubber fire*

It averages out to "pretty fucked"

Ic: a group of Rebels round the corner, walking towards you, they haven't noticed you yet, as they are still about 20 metres away. You notice certain... Strange iconography on their armour and clothing

Well

We got chaos on our hands

IC: Tries to stay as still as possible if we are hidden away

*looks really hard at iconography*

kitten, roll for stealth, cow roll for intelligence

GNGNGNGNGHGHGGNGN

The member 'Comrade Kitten' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 70

Can I fate point

The member 'Cowmun' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 94

Herpity derp.

I think the correct term now is: can we fate point

*points the stubber at Lilentos' guy*

well then

*The 5 guards see you, and draw weapons, you wont have long before they get into range*
*you dont know shit*

"We should split up and find cover, if we stay in the same location we could get surrounded"

"GLORY TO THE RED GOD!" Fires a burst of shots

The member 'Comrade Kitten' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 99

fate pointing