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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-21, 00:08 | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-21, 00:09 | |
| I suggest some kind of Wallace and from it machine | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-21, 00:10 | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-21, 00:10 | |
| I want one of those SO badly! | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-21, 00:21 | |
| Or you could have someone light a firework under your arse every morning | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-21, 20:23 | |
| ooc: timeskip to reaching the fortress, unless himfea wants to "ho ho ho traveler" us | |
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Himfea Gaur
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-21, 20:25 | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-21, 20:28 | |
| when you have someone jump us on the road, its from fallout, there was a random encounter, where a guy walked up to you, said "Ho ho ho traveler, it seems you have a lot of caps" and then steals all of your caps, if you don't kill him before he leaves you loose all of them | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-21, 22:23 | |
| hence, ho ho ho traveler, it's a meme | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-21, 22:51 | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-21, 22:55 | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-21, 23:25 | |
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Himfea Gaur
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 02:44 | |
| *On your way to the castle, you come across a Steichtian caravan, traveling south from the north, the elder of the caravan approaches you and says "Linger here no more, the Northmen are coming!" in Steichtian, other than that, your voyage ends untroubled* | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 03:03 | |
| "That was highly eventful" | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 09:19 | |
| "I'm surprised we didn't get jumped by bandits at any point, you usually do along that road" | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 09:32 | |
| *the fortress before them is an imposing bulwark, designed as a defence against the Northmen, its walls are huge, About 3 metres thick and 15 metres high. It has 3 layers of curtain walls, the closer to the keep in the central walls, the more expensive and opulent the housing an businesses are. It sits in the saddle between two mountains, with a steep cliff behind, leaving a gentle slope in front the only attack angle. A mechanism of weighted cars on rails is used to move people and goods up the slope. Surrounding the mountains, lies mile upon mile of farmland, with occasional guard posts and watchtowers* "huh... My wife's been doing a good job... I say wife. Technically I'm dead so she isn't anymore" | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 10:40 | |
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Himfea Gaur
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 10:59 | |
| I bet she fucked others during your absence | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 11:37 | |
| "Aye, I was married, of course she was the one who had me killed... So I'm gonna divorce the bitch" | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 13:15 | |
| "I was honestly expecting more than a divorce" | |
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Himfea Gaur
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 13:23 | |
| "A mathematician thinks A, says B and does C." | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 13:32 | |
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Himfea Gaur
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 13:38 | |
| A mathematician makes mistakes | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 17:41 | |
| "Eh, you'd be surprised how fast kinging gets boring" | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 20:38 | |
| "That's why my family owned a massive chunk of land instead of a kingdom" | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 21:00 | |
| "You know what i mean, so much management, and peasants moaning at you about how their plants are sad. Plus I like being an assassin, spice of life" | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 21:20 | |
| "We never really had that problem, being a neutral faction with a professional army made us highly popular with the peasants. Coupled with out lands being a hub for technological advance meant that life was easier on our lands. Chances are that it has all been destroyed by mages in their war against any form of technological advancement." | |
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Himfea Gaur
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 21:56 | |
| Plus the clan wars of Land of Outlaws
Peasants would moan about their dead siblings rather than how sad their plants are
Fuck the plants
Fuck Greenpeace
Fuck environment
Fuck Teidorragh
All hail pollution | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 22:37 | |
| "Well, not exactly paradise out here. who am i kidding its a bit shit, the city is owned by the underworld, trust me, i used to be part of it" | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 22:38 | |
| "They are unpleasant people, but that fortress won't fall to the northmen, so the other clans leave well alone," | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 22:40 | |
| "And if they bring mages?" | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 22:43 | |
| "You think i'm the only mage in the city? as far as i know there are about four other assassins, along with their apprentices. and they all have the talent." | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 22:50 | |
| "Still, a Mage will make a siege awfully easy for them" | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 22:53 | |
| You'd need a damn powerful Mage to get through 3 metres of stone, and do it three times" | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 23:09 | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 23:12 | |
| "Then we have problems, thankfully the Northmen don't have any, they shun mages in preference for physical strength. If anyone who has a crap ton of mages attacks, we'd be screwed, to put it bluntly" | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 23:23 | |
| "So the people who attacked me for instance" | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 23:26 | |
| "assassins make very good wych hunters, so we could whittle them down on the March... But besides that we could hold out, let them take the outer walls then counter attack once the mages are spent" | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 23:32 | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 23:37 | |
| "It'd be a bloody battle for sure... People here aren't soft, no way they'd have some foreigners come take their rocks and make moony eyes at their goats" | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 23:41 | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 23:43 | |
| "Heyy, got a laugh out of the grumpy git" | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 23:45 | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 23:50 | |
| "Oh come on, All doom and gloom, *he does a high pitched voice* my girlfriend can't marry me, woe is me! *normal voice* come on man, my wife had me killed!" | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-22, 23:55 | |
| "I don't sound like that" | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-23, 00:03 | |
| "Totally do. It's like a high pitched whine." | |
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Himfea Gaur
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-23, 00:17 | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-23, 00:20 | |
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Himfea Gaur
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-23, 00:23 | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-23, 00:35 | |
| Pretty awesome, wait is he in the branch RP or the other one? | |
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Himfea Gaur
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-06-23, 00:51 | |
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