Empires of Ashes

OOC some days I try reading some of the posts when catching up, then I recede to scrolling through seeing what people say OOC. other days I just do the latter

A majestic beast from the deepest forsests of this land of yours, gorath

OOC. what the fuck?!?!

Wot

ye wot m8?

OOC. hey, you american types...
is it really so unimaginable for you guys to have the shower/bathtub and the toilet in two separate rooms? O.o
I never thought this would be more than some lazy design in some houses but based on recent evidence, you people cant even imagine doing it otherwise, despite it causing issues with "you cant piss, im taking a shower" and stuff... not to mention that when you flush, water droplets with all kinds of nasty stuff will land everywhere, toothbrush included...

Tis loik that over here too

You mean single room or separated?

Single room

Its like that in england, but most houses have a downstairs toilet too

OOC. ...you people are just weird.... why would you intentionally fuck yourselves over like that?


Also, Time for another Naz game review! Todays victimimeansubject: Blacklight: Retribution.
For starters, this is an MMOFPS.....aaaand... its basically a moneysink...
Gear can only be unlocked permanently for real cash, or astronomical amounts of in-game cash, from what i hear and see...
Not to mention that people that just registered, have nothing, and know nothing, are put together with veterans in terminator armor packing tactical nukes who know every corner of every map, without even a tutorial or anything...
They basically said "You can either pay for good gameplay with money, or by providing endless hours of entertainment for the veterans and paying users"

I mean i have 3000+ hours of CoD experience, and this isnt all that different, and still, pretty much the only times i can get any kills is when my enemy messes up big time... I can pound him with my newbie gear for seconds and he just turns around and kills me with one shot...
And the worst of it all? even so, im often contending for top place in my team... thats how much they dont care... "Lets give the vets a field day by putting all them in one team, and the noobs in the other"...

On the upside, it has excellent graphics and gear customizablity

OOC: blacklight used to have a gear renting system, you could rent the best gear in the game after one or two good games

OOC. well, now you can only rent gear by level. basically, youre stuck using an "all-rounder" gun until you reach higher levels. and by all rounder, i mean "equally bad at everything". it has no stopping power, accuracy, agility, or even ammo capacity.

SPOOOON

OOC: back to the Rp then?

Captain Raeven wrote:

OOC: back to the Rp then?

....Spain says, no!

....but as the supreme overlord around here, i shall overrule that and allow it

Spain dont get a say
Not since the armada

Did you know that the new spanish navy have glass bottomed boats? its so they can see the old one

EHEHEHE

OOC there are airplanes out there that have a glass floor so you can see the ground below you *not for the height sensitive*

*a messenger walks in and speaks quickly in kelthrovi* "Prince, the slaves are mustering on the over side of the canyon, we must go quickly"

"I advise we tell the consul, I have 700 men, he has several legions"

"I have 3 thousand, and they need me back at the canyon, bring whatever men you can"

"Would they willingly fight against their nations military"

"they have no love for the emperor, they will fight"

"Good"

"Which is good since I intend to see his head mounted on a stake"

"And install yourself as ruler?"

"Wouldn't mind."

"Huh"

"I am in line to the throne, and once my cousin and uncle are dead I will be emperor"

Trajan: *behind him* unfortunatly for you, Aniatoc (kelthro capitol) is not anywhere near our path

"Once we strike deep enough into kelthro he will come to us. I only ask you leave him alive for me, he has things to answer for"

"Sure, just hope he doesn't get too cocky against my men"

Trajan: We march for stracia, which is not exactly 'deep' within their lands

Okunama: to where do you head now?

"Oh, you want stracia? That will ruffle his feathers"

Joachim: Where ever the wind blows. We're explores, so we shall explore any land that is not known to us.

Okunama: Be warned, the lands to the northwest are feral, and war is brewing there

Joachim: Why? Who inhabits those lands?

Okunama: tribals, dozens of tribes. They are usually seperate but they seem to have united as of late

Joachim: Do you know what could have caused this?

Okunawa: it happens every few decades

Trajan: is that so?

Joachim: In that case, I think we shall be avoiding their land. I've had enough of tribals for the time being.

"well it is the only land beyond ours, other than Dracia"

LAYDEEEEES AND GENTLEMEN
if you direct your attention to the lore section, I have FINALLY added the Ragnor to the factions section!
enjoy!

Joachim: We are already quite familiar with Dracia. Although they haven't sent their fools to die in our forests for quite some time.

"We too are....all too familiar with the Dracian war machine"

Joachim: They're to arrogant for their own good. They'd be better conquerors if they weren't so short sighted.

"better? Half the known world is already theirs"

Joachim: For now, yes. But as things now stand, that cannot last forever.

"it has lasted for centuries. They are the reason our empire has shrunk"