Heretic Hunting Season

"It is 'Open Season' I believe."

Ooc. Well... Considering that i have to get up at 0500 tomorrow, and i dont intend to sleep 4 hours, i doubt that we are gonna make considerable progress here today...

Ooc. ......fuuuuckin japs... I intended to sleep by now.... Thought i would watch an episode or two of my current anime.... Oh hey, some kinda magical girl spirits granting wishes through a card battle game ... Surely nothing bad will happen... Oh...if you lose three times youre out for good... And lose your memories... And the reverse of your wish is granted...it scars you for life, possibly both mentally and physically... Yeah... At seems fair...after all, any wish can be granted, it needs a risk too... Oh... If you win, you end up like fulgrim, get sealed in a card, and become a magical girl spirit as the previous one possesses your body...  its a lose-lose situation
....how did it turn out like this?! It was supposed to be a fun little anime!

And now it doesnt even have a conclusive ending! Everything just got even more messed up! Im impressed and very angry at the same time!

"Better run before he changes his mind little man."

Inscitus: Run where?! I live here!

"For all i care you don't anymore, but just go find a nice room out of the way while we clean up your mess"

OOC: you changed that while i was typing...
IC:
*he scampers off deeper into the palace*

"I Really can't stand incompetents. now, arbite, we need everything you know about this vigilante, types of weapon deployed against him, medical reports of victims, known haunts, the lot"

Colaphus: Well, we tried the usual so far: Lots of arbites with guns and lasguns, riot control gear, barricades. It does not seem like he possesses superhuman capabilities, although he is most certainly in top physical condition.... strange enough for a middle-hiver in itself. At any rate, as i said, the casualties are rarely serious. More often than not, he gets into melee and incapacitates our men before quickly moving on. He refrains from engaging in lengthy fights, and focuses on his objectives. He leaves a trail of broken or twisted joint, broken bones, and temporarily paralised bodies behind him while doing so. As for known sightings, as i said, we recently established that he is a known figure in fighting shows, although his actual identity still eludes us. The organisers care less about truth and more about the quality of the entertainment that the participants provide. If you want it in more detail, it is in the report i gave to the inquisitor.

"How quickly do you think your men could track him down?"

Colaphus: depends on how quickly he shows himself. As i said, we dont know his actual identity. he could be one of the servants in the palace for all we know... except, not, because we made sure about that one, but you get the idea.

"hm. so we have to lure him out."

Colaphus: That, or wait. Or, you could just go ahead and try to find him if you feel confident

"Against someone who can dodge lasfire, i'd rather fight on our terms. in fact, id rather talk to the man. a man of such talents could be put to good use if he is a 'man of the people' as you claim"

Colaphus: I never claimed such a thing. I merely reported what they think of him down there.

"In any case, the decision lies with the inquisitor"

Colaphus: Speaking of, he has been rather quiet...

OOC. decide to return to War Thunder for a bit... Oooh, they got a new visual engine and whatnot... ooooh, pretty and better FPS... lets play a bit!
.....*spends 3 matches pinned in the spawn zone and torn apart by sniper fire and aircraft...*
....
Alright, lets do some air battles then...oh... pilots now faint because of G overload in arcade battles too now... aaaand, my pilot has been sniped by a single bullet from a kilometer away... oh, look, he survived a 45 mil AA shell hitting him, and i was annihilated by a 12.7 mm MG hit...
yep, nothing's changed.... whatever game i participate in, we either lose, or i cant contribute because of early ridiculous death....

OOC is your sanity still registering a pulse at this point?

OOC. that would presume that i had sanity to begin with.
It would also help if i could play WT like other games: play a match, watch some of whatever im watching at the moment.
But every single time, the moment i make WT my active window, VLC crashes... so basically, theres no cooldown between disastrous matches...

OOC so I'd take it a Panglossian would just annoy you then?

sry guys, uni's been gettin in the way of RP

Its cool man

OOC. So you are telling me, that the reason everything i have anything to do with gets fucked up, or fucks me up, is because its for the best? whos best? because im sure not feeling like mine... and considering that my family's future largely depends on mine, and mine gets fucked up all the time, not theirs either... so it must be friends'? yeah, sure... its not like i have that many friends or that close ones... so all that remains is people i dont know, i dont care about, and with whom the feeling is mutual... no thanks... I dont intend to be some anonymous martyr...
So yeah, someone claiming that this is all for the best, and its God's divine plan and whatnot, can go fuck themselves, and their god while they're at it...

OOC huh, I just ment those people in general, like on a rare ocassion of meeting one they just sort of bug you how they're facing hardship and they're being all optimistic

*like stupidly so

"How many forces do you command, marshal?"

OOC: I assume that was to Colaphus? O.o
Not sure if hes a marshal. I am also not sure how many arbites there usually are in a hive.... like... at all...
IC:
Colaphus: roughly... *general Arbites headcount*

OOC a world's head arbite is a marshal
and I too dunno their usual numbers
IC "average then. and the PDF?"

Colaphus: *gives slightly above par estimate*

"huh, so manpower is certainly no issue"

Colaphus: Well, the resources of the planet did go somewhere other than the governor's pockets after all

OOC. Fallout 4, 1 day play time report:
I have no idea what happened to Shaun, or what Diamond city looks like. I have explored most of the northern half of the map, I have a small and growing empire in the wasteland, and just built myself a comfy little 2-storey building in Sanctuary, just across from my old house.

OOC: nice!

I've explored most of the wasteland and have found the greatest leather jacket wearing cringetastically awesome gang....The Atom Catz!

Fucking hot rod flames paintjob for my armour!

hey guys

OOC. so.... continue?

OOC: Sure


*Is now leaning against the outside wall waiting for the group to stop scaring people*

"trooper. assessment?"

Ooc. .....uhm.... Who is "trooper"?

OOC bush's guy

*Trooper happens to have walked out some time ago*

...............yay
IC "oh for the love of.... "

*The stormtrooper who's name I have forgotten surveys the area*

/The area happens to be a bunch of high class abodes. Little suprise, probably friends of the governor/

*he gives a sigh and waits for the inquisitor and his group to stop scaring people*

Ooc. ...aaand, we have lost the inquisitor...

"Hmph, I'll go find our errant trooper" *he walks out through the demolished remains Of the doors*

*he sees the trooper and leans next to him* "Trooper, we need your expertise in man hunting. Our target appears to be somewhat of a recluse"

"I trust you lot have stopped making the governor shit himself whilst also hinting at a very delicate subject that should never come to the attention of the public. Standard procedure would be to execute anyone who heard you mention it as a precaution against heresy. But the inquisitor won't let you meaning we will have loose ends."

*He looks at Gideon*
"Take note of everyone who heard you mention it, we may need to eliminate them once we have achieved our goal"

OOC: He's referring to Chaos and the imperiums policy of 'safety through ignorance'

OOC I should probably act on that idea I've had for how many months now? I just did an official count and I literally have 27 custom armies lying around ready to punch something (the idea being each other). 29 if you count the 2 I have on standby due to "iffy" feelings about them

OOC: i just spent the morning mentally preparing myself to face the dentist at 1100 today(note: the dentist is one of 2 things i truly fear...)... it is now 0915... i just got a call, informing me that the doc isnt in.... am i free tomorrow?
......i feel like someone is having a mighty fine laugh up there...

OOC: .....oh joy....
turns out, to top it all off, i got a visit from papa Nurgle and he left me a pleasant little present.... how does "looking up, i realized that i have been living under a canopy of worms/maggots" sound...?
guess i have tonight's family program: disassemble my room and see where they are coming from... and plug my ears before going to sleep...

Update: ....apparently, someone decide to store walnuts in one of the cabinets... for several years... yeah, it wasnt a pretty sight to behold...