The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others)

Lir: Oh, im sure... Now, lets get a move on.... *she turns into her godly fiery form, and starts running towards grutaka(?)'s camp*

*She arrives at HER camp, which is being graciously tended to by grutka in HER name, and he finds him supervising the construction of a tall tower made of ramshackle bits of timber, trees, scrap metal, and various other crap, on top of which is mounted a large sheet of scrap metal, which looks suspiciously like the side of a civilian truck, upon which has been painted a crude but effective image of a big fire, with an axe in it. and the words "WAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH" Written beneath it, with four exclamation marks.*

Lir: *she marches in mightily*

Grutaka: *He seems to have gotten an inch taller, he's already taller than lir.* "Boss! oer ere!"

Lir: *goes there* I see you have been busy...

Grutaka: "We'z built tha biggest boss pole eva." *To his credit, it incorporates a few full size trees, and pokes out of the top of the jungle canopy. there are also gouting flames, fuck tonnes of ork and human skulls decorating it, many spiky bits and all kinds of shiny gubbins.*

Lir: So you did.... Now, I have a proper task for you, Grutaka... Gather all the orks following me on this world, and order them to come here... destroy any orks that get in their way and still resist... After that, i am going to give you all a proper war... And then, who knows... maybe even Ghazkull will put to shame by this "waaagh" once I kill him...

Grutaka: "You'z calling a WAAAGH? I can feels me trigger finger itchin' alredy!.. well... it itches anyways. But I'll gets da boyz redy for ya!" *Turns around* "OY YA GITZ! DA BOSS IS CALLIN DA WAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! SO GO GET DA BOYZ YA GIT! ALL DA BOYZ! AND DA TANKS! BRING DA SQUIGOFFS TOO!"

Lir: ....and this... *sizes up the boss pole* ...will do just fine for what i am about to do...

Grutaka: "Wot ya gonna do boss?"

Lir: Launch my crusade... You will find yourself in an ork world... You will conquer it in my name... And you will "krump" those who would stand in your way...

Grutaka: "You comin wiv boss?"

Lir: No, not yet. I have other matters to attend to here... I will know of your progress though...

Grutaka: "We'z won't let ya down boss!"

Lir: I would expect so....

*well, i guess time skip tomorrow... im gonna go to sleep now.... i need my 6 hours of beauty sleep before work...*

OOC: Seeya bud

OOC. Welp, im hier

OOC I continue to linger for now
IC "do stock up I suppose, am I to assume that activating the life-eater virus if my form were to succumb is a bit worrisome?"

Amo: Well, if we both do, you might as well do. If it is just me, and you can get me under control, get me out of there. If i dont regain my senses, just kill me. I have my own contingencies in place in case of death, uncomfortable as they are. If you cant get me under control, just kill me there. I assume youre fine with me doing the same to this form of yours?

"perfectly acceptable. I won't hesistate to end you since you''ve handed me your permission to do so"

Amo: Well, arent you eager? At any rate, are you ready to go?

"as ready as I'll ever be at this point"

*gets up*
Amo: Well then... Time to depart...

"after you"

*he opens a portal, and hops in, i assume followed by her, landing in the circle of greed*
Amo: ....alright... lets see here... it should be somewhere nearby... .....by the way, how is that swarmlord project of yours coming along?

"It's coming along fine"

Amo: Better than the hiveminds one?

"in a lot of regards, I just have to work out details"

Amo: Oh? I am positively excited to see what you end up making...

"it'll take its time, engineering such a bioform is pretty delicate"

Amo: ....by the way, what are you actually seeing here? It is supposed to be endless mountains of gold and jewelry...

OOC ello

Ooc. Well, im hereish, on my way home, but its not like theres much for us to do...

Ooc: ello guvnor

OOC. okay, imma home and we can do shite!
IC:
*one WAAAAGH!!! gathering time skip later?*

*Indeed*

*well then...one WAAAAGH!!! gathering time skip later*

Grutaka: "Da boyz is all ere boss." *The valley in which the camp lies is full to bursting with a teeming mass of orks, ramshakle tanks and trukks, and the giant beasts they call squiggoths. A tide of green that extends out of sight*

Lir: ....well... that is a lot of orks indeed...

Grutaka: "Bout' niney nine p'cent of em. Probly some 'round cowr'in"

Lir: ...good..... good indeed.... *she flaps her wings, launching into the air, and landing atop the boss pole for all to see.... and amusingly enough, even those out of sight or too far can kind of see and hear her, standing majestically on top of the orky trash heap with her axe planted on top of it beside her*

*A huge, deafening cry goes up, as every orkish voice screams in unison....*

"WAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" 

Lir: *with a voice resonating inside their feeble minds* You have all been gathered here, because you heeded my words... Now, you shall teach others to do so... with fire and steel.... I shall send you to a world.. You shall conquer that world, in my name, and you shall be rewarded for success! Raise your temples to me, anoint them with the blood of the unbelievers, and you shall be a WAAAGH!!! that even Ghazkull will learn to fear! You shall surge forth and crush the fools who stand against me, and be my first crusaders! .......UUUUURRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

Grutaka: *Starts up a chant, while hanging off the side of the boss pole, about halfway up, pumping his fist*
 "URAA! URA! URA!" 

*The orks take up the chant, banging weapons on the ground and against their vehicles in a steady beat.* 

"OO-RA! OO-RA! OO-RA! OO-RA! OO-RA! OO-RA!" 

*with the chant going on, warpy energies start arcing from the boss pole, and a warpy mist is rising from its base. Lir positively appears to be a draconic phoenix right now...*

*Adriel is standing silent next to the tower, the chaotic energies bending around his corona of golden light.*

*as the power concentrates further, the warp lightnings get stronger and occur more and more often, as well as the mist rising higher and becoming thicker too... A particular bolt of lighting lands on Grutaka, tossing him away from the tower and onto the ground, and some other, less powerful ones hit some random nearby orks...*

Grutaka: "OW!"

*He can feel the UNLIMITED POOOOWEEEERRRR... or, limited power... we aint gods up in this bitch... so can the rest.... before anything else could happen though, with a blast of warpy energy, sending a shockwave accross the massed hordes, a warp breach opens up, consuming the boss pole, large enough to fit a warhound through... Lir is now floating above it on her wings in the image of a fiery bird*
Lir: Now... Go forth, and enact my will!

"WAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" 
 

*The orks charge into the breach, some already firing weapons, Grutaka is first through, firing his combi shoota with gusto*

*she floats above the gateway in her fiery magnificence until the horde is through*

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*meanwhile, on the other side, an ork by the name of Dungpile is peacefully shoveling dung into their brand new infinite shit-disposal that just appeared in the middle of da kamp....*