Death korps of krieg

Ooc: the tea shall not be split.

*the soldiers return with the multilasers from the two damaged Valkyries*
"Set them up here and here, have the rest set up in the trench system"
*the soldiers nod and get to work*

"So....ready to kill some bugs?"

"Aye"

OOC: Nerus, does the gate close?

IC: *finishes his tea* "Gorman, have you Valkyrie reattach to your venator, it likely that we'll have to bug out, if we do, your venator will come in handy later"

*the elysians and steel legion notice that the Praetorians are forming up at the entrance with multiple lascannons and two sets of multilasers at the flanks*

Ooc: of course it does.

Gorman nods and does so

the steel legion sergeant sighs and loads hellfire shells into his shotgun

"CLOSE THE GATE ABD PREPARE FOR HOSTILES!"
*several Praetorians march out of the trench system and form up with the others*

the steel legion do likewise

"Stands next to his men, and takes a sniper rifle from one of his men*

.....

"These aren't going to be of any use, load these into a Valkyrie and arm yourselves with a lasgun"
*the snipers salute and walk off*

The flesh stalk, writhing in the distance, going in a funnel straight to the moon itself begins to churn, it's hide seething with a inner mass traveling down its innards like food through a intestine.

".....that looks disgusting"
*turns to the battle-maiden*
"Ma'am have your spearman form up behind our guardsmen and have the rest of your warriors ready inside the trenches"

"And what of the catapults?"

one of the legionarres has finished unpacking his autocannon

.....you have catapults?
Have them unleash incendiary munitions once the enemy is in range

"We have three, made of wood and iron, able to lift a pretty hefty weight"

"Have them load incendiary munitions*

"And from where exactly?"

".....have them load the largest things they can launch"

A large warhorn blares on the wall.

"In the distance! Look!" Shouts a soldier, pointing to the sky.

*The praetorians raise their rifles and prepare themselves*

Flocks of creatures circle the skies, the storm itself passed, showing a clear, starlit sky.
They come like locusts, swarming the air with so many numbers that they choke the sky above them.

OOC: common sense would say there's a roof, please tell me we have a roof

"Praetorians, fix bayonets!"
*the praetorian line attach bayonets to their rifles*

Not in the courtyard.

OOC: good thing my guys and the Valkyries aren't in the courtyard

IC: *to the battle maiden* "when their lines are about to hit my men, counter-charge them, your warriors skill in close quarters is superior to ours"

The creatures begin to swoop, bat like wings carrying insectoid creature, made from oozing, crusty plates and a hard exoskeleton; large, venom dripping stingers hanging from their whipcord like tails, burning white eyes looking at the sheep below.

Hundreds of them, hurtling towards their prey like vultures to a corpse, screeching inhuman wails of hunger as their fleshguns open up, squirming larve punching into anyone foolish enough to be in the open or gawking out of a window, the grubs digging into flesh and eating their hosts alive.

*The Praetorians fight the urge to show their revulsion at such creatures, and keep their faces devoid of emotion*
"First rank, kneel"
*they do so, as Robert unsheaths his power-sabre and pulls his hell-pistol out of its holster*
"Hold your fire"

They swoop, flying straight for them.

"VOLLEY FIRE!"
*both ranks open up in sequence, first rank, Second rank, first rank, etc as the multilaser emplacements unleash a wall of laser fire*

Steaming carcasses land all around the courtyard, some still writhing with life, but are quickly killed by soldiers, hacking and stabbing at the vile creatures with their swords.

More come, larger than the last wave.

OOC: *Stumbles out of stasis tomb*

ugh...what the fuck 'appened while I was out

"Second wave inbound, FIRE!"
*omce again the Praetorian lines open up in a storm of laser fire*

OOC: Nids are attacking a small town where me and Gor are stationed

OOC: Nothing intresting then, ill just go back to my 1000 millenium slumber

Ooc: sound legit.

OOC: well, you could try to contact my guys/ do something with your guys

the steel legion let loose

*looks at the elysians*
"FIRE YOU COWARDS!"

they were already

OOC: ignore that post then

note i'm playin halo reach coop, so replies may take a while

OOC: okay

OOC: and now to watch; rise OF THE planet OF THE apes

enjoy!

Ooc: looks like a good film.

rise is a good film
dawn definitely looks like one
chimps riding horses duel wielding LMGs
woo

OOC: it's alright, some stupidity....lots of it...
They knock out a tank....sorta

o?

OOC: lmg ape sees armoured car, armoured mg guy shoots at ape for about 15 seconds, all miss whilst the ape is charging IN A LINE, ape kills mg guy, ape kills crew, car conveniently knocks down gate even though no one is inside

i want to see this